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<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
<Lex> TSR TELLS LIES A LOT
<TSR-4aM> LIKE THE ONE I KEEP TELLING MARC ABOUT HOW I SUCK
<TSR-4aM> LEX KILLS HIS OWN ANIMALS FOR FOOD
<Lex> TSR DOESN'T EAT FOOD
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS FRENCH
<Lex> TSR IS A HIPPOPOTAMUS
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS HANSIE CRONJE REINCARNATED
<Lex> TSR HAS A FISH-SHAPED TAMBOURINE
<TSR-4aM> YES I DO
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS MARMOSETS FOR PETS
<Lex> TSR USES INTERNET EXPLORER
<TSR-4aM> THAT'S A DAMN LIE
<Lex> :D
<TSR-4aM> Hehe
<TSR-4aM> LEX LISTENS TO THE MUSIC FROM MADE-FOR-TV MOVIES
<Lex> TSR HAS TWO BUTTONS ON HIS JEANS
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS THOSE TROUSERS WITH THE FLAP ON THE ASS
<Lex> TSR ORDERS OYSTERS FROM RESTAURANTS
<TSR-4aM> LEX COLLECTS TRAVEL BROCHURES BUT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
<Lex> TSR LIVES IN A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY
<TSR-4aM> LEX SPENDS HIS WEEKENDS THROWING TOMATOES AT THE POOR
<Lex> TSR THINKS ABOUT SAUSAGES WHEN HE LOOKS AT WOMEN
<TSR-4aM> LEX EATS GRAVEL
<Lex> TSR FOUND A PAPER BAG IN AN ALLEY AND KEPT IT FOR THE MEMORY
<TSR-4aM> LEX DOESN'T SHOWER BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS FASCIST AND FINDS BATHS FAR MORE DIPLOMATIC
<TSR-4aM> LEX HOLDS SHIFT TO TYPE IN LOWERCASE
<Lex> TSR CAN'T THINK
<TSR-4aM> LEX OWNS 23 DIFFERENT THONGS
<Lex> TSR SHOVES TONS OF SLEEPING BAGS IN HIS TRUNK WHENEVER HE GOES DRIVING
<TSR-4aM> HAH! TSR CAN'T DRIVE
<Lex> TSR CAN'T DRIVE
<TSR-4aM> LEX THROWS EGGS FROM THE ROOF OF HIS LEXSION BECAUSE HE FORGETS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE DOES
<Lex> TSR LIVES IN A BOX
<TSR-4aM> LEX LIVES IN TIBET
<Lex> TSR HAS TWO CHINS
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS TWO ASSHOLES
<Lex> TSR IS GLUED TO HIS CHAIR
<TSR-4aM> LEX MOCKS SQUIRRELS
<Lex> TSR IS A SQUIRREL
<TSR-4aM> LEX SINGS O CANADA WHEN HE BUYS FOOD
<Lex> TSR CAN'T SING
<TSR-4aM> LEX WISHES HE WAS ENGLISH
<Lex> TSR CAN'T DRAW THE NUMBER 8
<TSR-4aM> LEX STEALS ROAD SIGNS
<Lex> TSR HAS A BASKET WHICH SAYS, "PRETTY MUFFINS"
<TSR-4aM> LEX CAN ONLY RECITE THE ALPHABET AS FAR AS THE LETTER N
<Lex> TSR PUTS HIS FEET IN GLOVES
<TSR-4aM> LEX BELIEVES IN THE EXISTENCE OF MOON CHILDREN
<Enty|AtWork> I AM A MOON CHILDREN BUT THAT IS A SECRET
<Lex> TSR LIVES ON THE MOON
<TSR-4aM> LEX USES INTERROBANGS FREQUENTLY ON THE INTERWEBS
<Lex> TSR PARTICIPATES IN STREET BRAWLS
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS A TRIBUTE BAND CALLED BOARDS OF LEX
<Lex> TSR PLAYS THE PONCHO IN HIS BAND
<TSR-4aM> LEX KICKS PUPPIES
<Lex> TSR GIVES NICKELS TO TURTLES SO THEY CAN BUY FOOD
<TSR-4aM> LEX USES PICKLES FOR SHOES
<Lex> TSR SMASHES PEOPLE'S JACK-O-LANTERNS ON HALLOWEEN FOR FUN
<TSR-4aM> LEX WEARS A TINFOIL HAT TO KEEP IN ALL HIS THOUGHTS
<Lex> TSR HAS HIS NEXT INSULT LINED UP AND IS WAITING TO PRESS ENTER
<TSR-4aM> LEX CROSSES THE BORDER INTO THE US ILLEGALLY TO GIVE HOCKEY STICKS TO UNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH
<Lex> you win, TSR.
<TSR-4aM> Lol
<TSR-4aM> That was fun :D
<Lex> i sneak into USA and give kids hockey sticks.