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Quote #895

June 26, 2015
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5:21:44 PM KRD: I hate the game right now. :D
5:22:53 PM KRD: I sexually identify as a subsidiary of Activision Blizzard. Ever since I was a promising startup, I dreamed of copying the concepts of other games and monetizing them in questionable ways. My customers say to me that a once great game studio selling out like this is a massive shame and I'm retarded, but I don't care, I'm profitable.
5:22:56 PM KRD: From now on I want you guys to call me "Blizzard Entertainment, Inc." and respect my right to release F2P titles for mobile devices, charge $9.99 for alternative hero portraits and not give a damn about balance in my multiplayer titles. If you can't accept me, you're a nerd and need to check your capitalism privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
5:23:40 PM worMatty: I see
5:25:32 PM KRD: Hm, my screen just flickered in a weird way.
5:25:35 PM KRD: I think they're onto me.
5:25:44 PM worMatty: Brace yourself.
5:25:50 PM worMatty: Blizzard are coming.
5:26:40 PM worMatty: Speaking of which, WoW patch 6.2 is out!