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June 23, 2018
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Mega`Adnan: Damn, my TV satellite is fucked
Mega`Adnan: And I'm not addicted to the quality of live streaming. :(
Mega`Adnan: 2nd day without watching any match
HHC: no bar around where you can watch?
Sensei: adnan in bar, drinking beer, watching game. Nope, don't see it!
March 31, 2018
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BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
Submitted by: YTrojan on March 30, 2018
#1103 - Rating -6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
monk: Hello mates! I am banned from Team17's WormNET 1 and i don't know why!?! what can i do now?
KinslayeR: do blow job for cybershadow , it always works
TheCrazedGuy: I'M DYING.
January 22, 2018
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*** Re: Your special weap, and your unlucky weap
Peja: i got a special relationship to the donkey, and armageddon, but i guess there isnt much skill i need to handle:)
gand: omg @ special relationship with the donkey :P
January 22, 2018
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goom: full circle
goom: press T to think should be doable while downing lol
kazmcdemon: Downing?
goom: downing water, while you're drowning or thirsty
kazmcdemon: Drowning T would be funny yeah
kazmcdemon: Duuuude what if you could transfer the thought bubble to nades
kazmcdemon: Or whatever maaaan
goom: it would blow bubbles
kazmcdemon: Thinking zook bullets through the skyyyyy
kazmcdemon: It's thinking "what will I blow up on"
kazmcdemon: Who knooooows
January 17, 2018
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Loopuze> I almost WISH I was having issues with my wifi, just so I'd have somethin to blame
Submitted by: YTrojan on January 15, 2018
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ArtecTheFox: @Godmax according to one of your saying, new year = new Tobi. Wo ist Tobi?
ArtecTheFox: tell me
ArtecTheFox: *sayings
XanKriegor: According to legends, Tobi is a man, a warrior, a legend.
KinslayeR: Tobi has a small dick, but huuuuuuuuuuuge asshole
Godmax: Why you asking me Pecet you are never here
Godmax: And yes, huge asshole, one map is proof
ArtecTheFox: just fucking tell me where Tobi is
ArtecTheFox: the best WA player since like forever
ArtecTheFox: we all miss him
Godmax: Tobias is now a government experiment with an analprobe in the pipeline
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Submitted by: Sensei on October 4, 2017
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02:29:59 emo: !host HostingBuddy
October 2, 2017
#1097 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Ming-DMC has joined #Help
<Ming-DMC> guys what is this roping stuff i just got caught of guard some player just roped araond me like spider-pig
<Ming-DMC> ?
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September 29, 2017
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[Sensei`hcp] ok! prepare to die boys!
[wnLxStressfish] how can you know I'm a boy?
[wnLxStressfish] friendly fire dude
[wnLxStressfish] my team mate is killing me
[guozi] how do u know i am a dude
[Sensei`hcp] lol
September 21, 2017
#1095 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Giannis ** has left WormNET (Hosting a game: supersheeper no noobs...).
September 18, 2017
#1094 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
xSniperx: wormnet is deader than your sexlife senz
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.

Submitted by: Sensei on September 14, 2017
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[xDNCxGhost64x] luck games are not for me ^^
[SiD`] like chess?
[Sensei`hcp] lmao.
August 25, 2017
#1092 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
August 21, 2017
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[20:41:35] [florent] hi
[20:41:48] [florent] how to create a party ?
[20:42:41] [Csongi] Florent : Buy tons of alcohol, and invite a bunch of people!
August 6, 2017
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** flag ** joined the channel.
flag> how to open the steam windows
WTF-8`GS2> what?
flag> shite+tab doesn't work
July 31, 2017
#1089 - Rating 93 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Shadow ** joined the channel.
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?
July 22, 2017
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[19:16:53] WebSnoop> TRANS> HI ZALO
[19:17:06] WebSnoop> TRANS> HOW R YOU?
[19:17:29] ZaLo> why people ask this kind of question
[19:17:37] ZaLo> do they really expect honest answers?
[19:17:40] WTF-8-GS2> Cause they wanna suck you off
[19:17:43] ZaLo> I AM FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING
[19:17:59] Mega`PReject> suck
[19:18:01] Mega`PReject> suck
[19:18:05] Mega`PReject> jizz
[19:18:08] Mega`PReject> Gg
[19:18:11] WTF-8-GS2> gg
July 17, 2017
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Once upon a time when HB was lagging...

<d> If HostingBuddy somehow were to acquire a physical form, I would furiously butt-rape it without lube---not out of lust, but as punishment for this piece of shit bot.
<d> I will shit fury all over you, bitch-bot.
<d> You colossal cunt.
July 10, 2017
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[Prodigy] just look Korydex
[Prodigy] briliant roping
[volpii] korydex what is it
[Prodigy] red player
July 9, 2017
#1085 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Jonas ** joined the channel.
Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
** Jonas ** has left the channel.
CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
July 7, 2017
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<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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July 6, 2017
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[`] hope not dt-blitz
[`] this 24/7 nerd
June 26, 2017
#1082 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[27.06.2017 00:47:44] Sniper> need 20 mins
[27.06.2017 00:47:50] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> uff :D
[27.06.2017 00:47:54] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> lez see what im doing then ;)
[27.06.2017 00:51:30] Sniper> smoking weed and playing worms off course
[27.06.2017 00:51:41] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> true
June 25, 2017
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16:18:07 SpyVsSpyFan: !face tsr
16:18:08 OutofOrder: I think tsr 's face is worth considering. [6070]
June 3, 2017
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[UC`Triad`dS] top kek is for wba cak
Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017
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Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
May 4, 2017
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* knee-grow has joined #RopersHeaven
<knee-grow> Slavic arms
<knee-grow> Whats a worm?
<knee-grow> Guys
<knee-grow> Help
<knee-grow> What's a worm
<knee-grow> Please
<knee-grow> Please help me
<knee-grow> What's a worm?
<knee-grow> why won't you help me
<knee-grow> Please
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April 3, 2017
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[NBRthewalrus] see spleen
[NBRthewalrus] no one will remember who won the game
[NBRthewalrus] but those power swooshes
[NBRthewalrus] will remain in senseis heart
[NBRthewalrus] until the day he dies
[Sensei`hcp] word
[NBRthewalrus] one day he will have children of his own
[spleen17`ZaR] sure, if that helps you
[NBRthewalrus] and he will sit them on his knee
[NBRthewalrus] and regale them with stories of the walrus
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February 18, 2017
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<NBRgab> i'm too mad to be treated as a person right now
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