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#167 - Rating 62 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
April 21, 2010
#501 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He'll make you want to kill yourself just to have something to do
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
Submitted by: Turko on January 29, 2011
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Capo> Who is the best JEDI?
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4
Submitted by: Bloopy on February 11, 2011
#644 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Dender> watching the untergang
<Dender> its.. one bad movie
<Dender> hitler is getting trolled so hard from everyone, and all he does is nerdrage every fucking time
<Dender> reminds me of kiros vs ropa somehow
February 25, 2013
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<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
#293 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<AlMightyBob> i forgot how good the monkees were
<Mablak> They were a total corporate manufactured band
<Mablak> But I guess it's cool to like them ironically
<AlMightyBob> i like the music, don't really care how it originated
<Mablak> What if someone could only produce great music by slaughtering families of eskimos
<Mablak> Would the music still be good?!
<AlMightyBob> well obviously in an extreme situation like that sure i might care
<AlMightyBob> but im also extremely curious how you would manufacture music in that manner
<Bloopy> Mablak: you're ahead of your time, I suggest you start making this music immediately
<Mablak> Yes... 'start' making it
April 22, 2010
#502 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(Here's one for the Germans)

<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
#115 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:46.74] [Wriggler] hf & gl
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished
#235 - Rating 36 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
December 31, 2010
#610 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv> and yeah, a bit, but she's not particularly interested :)
<Wyv> though she said she appreciated the curiosity!
<GreeN> yea shes classy
<GreeN> xD
<Balee> What are you talking about, dating or games? D:
<GreeN> dating IN games
<Balee> That's...
<GreeN> the best kind
<Balee> ...interesting.
<madog> lol worst
* Balee slowly backs off.
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January 29, 2013
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<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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#167 - Rating 62 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
#205 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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June 11, 2009
#394 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> <Wyv> or she'll be the first to swing around lightning poi <--- LOLOLOL!
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
December 25, 2009
#461 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NotWorthy> if u were to sum up yourself in one sentence, because u have a barrel of a gun pointed at your forehead
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk
September 17, 2010
#569 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
#286 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MoM> Lunch time.
<Wyv> punch rhyme
<KRD> Is that when you punch someone for making a rhyme?
Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017
#1078 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
#151 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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February 8, 2016
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bryan000> How do you do a backflip on keyboard
March 20, 2016
#1029 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
#195 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
18:35.04 <@darKz> what's the 2nd bot for?
18:35.06 <@darKz> Kryten
18:35.37 <@ropa> it's a deluded bot
18:35.45 <@ropa> !op Kryten
18:35.45 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Kryten
18:35.45 <@ropa> oh
18:35.49 <@ropa> he doesn't act deluded anymore
18:35.52 <@ropa> !kick random
18:36.12 <@ropa> !deop kryten
18:36.13 * ChanServ sets mode: -o Kryten
18:36.38 <@ropa> !sp darkz
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Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
#432 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+Rioter> >
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
October 28, 2010
#580 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<dEndER> sup
<Koen> enjoying life really
<dEndER> like how
<Koen> Getting some education
<Koen> I have a great internship too
<dEndER> like caming and stuff?
<Koen> caming? what do you mean
<dEndER> like, webcaming
<Koen> uh, no
<dEndER> internship, as in relationship
<dEndER> through internets
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#120 - Rating 36 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review

When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.

Little did I know of the horror to come.

In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.

But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:

http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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#14 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
June 1, 2010
#530 - Rating 40 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
February 25, 2013
#727 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
Submitted by: Rioter on June 25, 2009
#399 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[PkPuReE] so when thay ask for rule i dont type "RULES" i say the real rules????
November 22, 2015
#1004 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
03:35:14 xmaz: has left WormNet (Hosting a game: 4vs4).
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