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<ropa|web> your BR are easy
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
Submitted by: Konar6
<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
January 24, 2010
<Byte> I also want WA to do the dishes
<Byte> could I have a build for that?
<Deadcode> as long as you don't mind having big holes in your dishes
<Deadcode> from bazooka craters
<Byte> can't you just nuke them?
<Deadcode> ah yes, then they'd be sterile... but not clean
<Deadcode> unless the rising water cleans them ;)
<Deadcode> then they're lost at sea
<Deadcode> I suppose you could napalm 'em!
<DocOne> interesting!
<DocOne> every breakfast you can say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" then!
<Byte> could I have a build for that?
<Deadcode> as long as you don't mind having big holes in your dishes
<Deadcode> from bazooka craters
<Byte> can't you just nuke them?
<Deadcode> ah yes, then they'd be sterile... but not clean
<Deadcode> unless the rising water cleans them ;)
<Deadcode> then they're lost at sea
<Deadcode> I suppose you could napalm 'em!
<DocOne> interesting!
<DocOne> every breakfast you can say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" then!
<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
Submitted by: Enty
[20:05:00] <IAmARobotBeepBeep> WQDB is only good for one purpose: remembering what the hell nicks I've used in here in the past
Submitted by: Konar6
[Konar6] that's what I get for trying 1337 shots
[DarkOnexBeW] yeah, you're only allowed one per turn
[DarkOnexBeW] yeah, you're only allowed one per turn
Submitted by: GodiTo
[21:16:46] [sDevilage] IF GOD EXIST I DEMAND HIM TO CRASH AG!
June 25, 2009
<@worMatty> I love this handy calculator button on my keyboard
<@worMatty> Oh fuck
<+Wyv> noooo, now we have to start all over
<@worMatty> What were you measuring?
<+Wyv> the time it takes until somebody talks again in this channel
<@worMatty> What were we on?
<+Wyv> i have absolutely no idea
<@KRD> Two weeks, four days, seven hours, 23 minutes.
<+Wyv> two weeks, four days, seven hours, 23 minutes.
<@worMatty> How did you find that out? :O
<+Wyv> by reading KRD's line
<@worMatty> Oh fuck
<+Wyv> noooo, now we have to start all over
<@worMatty> What were you measuring?
<+Wyv> the time it takes until somebody talks again in this channel
<@worMatty> What were we on?
<+Wyv> i have absolutely no idea
<@KRD> Two weeks, four days, seven hours, 23 minutes.
<+Wyv> two weeks, four days, seven hours, 23 minutes.
<@worMatty> How did you find that out? :O
<+Wyv> by reading KRD's line
June 2, 2010
<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
Submitted by: Konar6
[Konar6] that's what I get for trying 1337 shots
[DarkOnexBeW] yeah, you're only allowed one per turn
[DarkOnexBeW] yeah, you're only allowed one per turn
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
July 31, 2010
[16:44] <+CyberShadow> the Internet is a strange thing, isn't it?
[16:44] <+GranPC> you bet
[16:45] <+CyberShadow> it's so easy to hate someone, when all you know is their nickname and some stuff he typed on a keyboard
[16:45] <+GranPC> I wouldn't call it hate
[16:46] <+CyberShadow> choose your words carefully or I will bash you with them to death
[16:46] <+GranPC> lol.
[16:46] <+muzer> lol
[16:44] <+GranPC> you bet
[16:45] <+CyberShadow> it's so easy to hate someone, when all you know is their nickname and some stuff he typed on a keyboard
[16:45] <+GranPC> I wouldn't call it hate
[16:46] <+CyberShadow> choose your words carefully or I will bash you with them to death
[16:46] <+GranPC> lol.
[16:46] <+muzer> lol
May 10, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletimes>
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
May 16, 2010
[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
Submitted by: Rioter on March 7, 2010
<TheAbdBoy> That was a fucking long session
<Bloopy> that was a long fucking session
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Bloopy> except my version sounds more sexual
<Bloopy> that was a long fucking session
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Bloopy> except my version sounds more sexual
[14:13:24] <+Muzer> argh
[14:13:29] <+Muzer> I'd forgotten about my DVD drive
[14:13:40] <+Muzer> ooh, that was less painful than usual
[14:13:29] <+Muzer> I'd forgotten about my DVD drive
[14:13:40] <+Muzer> ooh, that was less painful than usual
Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010
ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
Submitted by: GodiTo on April 22, 2010
Msciciel september 13, 2008
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
[17:25] <Entywork> geez, $9.95 is just so cheap
[17:27] <Wyv|work> your mom is cheap!
[17:27] <Entywork> so's your face!
[17:27] <Entywork> and your mom.
[17:28] <wormf00d> but ur mom's face when she caught u masturbating... priceless
[17:27] <Wyv|work> your mom is cheap!
[17:27] <Entywork> so's your face!
[17:27] <Entywork> and your mom.
[17:28] <wormf00d> but ur mom's face when she caught u masturbating... priceless
<Wyv|work> yep, it be kinda hypocrite
<Wyv|work> but then, so's all of scientology
<DarkOne> mankind*
<Wyv|work> stop correcting me!
<DarkOne> stop correcting me, please!*
<DarkOne> ^_^
<Wyv|work> but then, so's all of scientology
<DarkOne> mankind*
<Wyv|work> stop correcting me!
<DarkOne> stop correcting me, please!*
<DarkOne> ^_^
Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2010
<@KRD> Perhapsicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
[17:00:42] <Enty> hey Wyv
[17:00:43] <@Lex> no he hasn't.
[17:00:44] <Dender> wyv, lex is a newfag
[17:00:44] <Ropa> but they think it's cool
[17:00:47] <@KRD> Attention whore.
[17:00:59] <Ropa> and linux users are like...
[17:01:00] <@Lex> Dender: a what?
[17:01:07] <Wyv|work> Dender: a what?
[17:01:15] <@KRD> Dender: a what?
[17:01:16] <Dender> fuck this channel.
[17:01:18] <Enty> Dender: a what?
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[17:00:43] <@Lex> no he hasn't.
[17:00:44] <Dender> wyv, lex is a newfag
[17:00:44] <Ropa> but they think it's cool
[17:00:47] <@KRD> Attention whore.
[17:00:59] <Ropa> and linux users are like...
[17:01:00] <@Lex> Dender: a what?
[17:01:07] <Wyv|work> Dender: a what?
[17:01:15] <@KRD> Dender: a what?
[17:01:16] <Dender> fuck this channel.
[17:01:18] <Enty> Dender: a what?
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<mib_4m3smb> jo guys, what was the link for maps?
<ropa|web> www.google.com/maps
<mib_4m3smb> ok got it
<mib_4m3smb> nerd
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<ropa|web> :(
<Koen> haha
<mib_4m3smb> jo guys, what was the link for maps?
<ropa|web> www.google.com/maps
<mib_4m3smb> ok got it
<mib_4m3smb> nerd
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<ropa|web> :(
<Koen> haha