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#294 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:13:35] [Doubletime] Well I wanted M3ntal to say something stupid so i could start flaming
[11:13:44] [M3ntal`SfX`b2b] something stupid
#63 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:14] <DarkOne> "are you a real doctor? I only had to wait 5 minutes"
Submitted by: Balee on February 21, 2013
#726 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> You should try if she likes the "Why is six afraid of seven" joke if she doesn`t know it yet.
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
#116 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:28:56] [Strikerok] I WANT TO PLAY .....WHEN THE GAME STARTS....
July 22, 2009
#408 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
February 15, 2015
#851 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
RandomBot: In-Gabe Time.
RandomBot: Corrected.
`PyroMan: Gabe is love, Gabe is life xd
Submitted by: Rioter on June 6, 2010
#535 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> no wait
<Rioter> ignore me
<Balee> * Added *!*Rioter@92.0.20.34 to ignore list
<Rioter> ...
<Balee> :D
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
November 2, 2009
#444 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:23:46] <FFie> egyéni beállítások?
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
March 19, 2012
#690 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
Submitted by: Lex on February 9, 2011
#643 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* aslan007 has joined #Help
<aslan007> I NEED HELP
<aslan007> HOW TO OPEN THE CHAT THINGIE?
<aslan007> HUH
<Lex> press pagedown
<Lex> it says so at the beginning of the game
<aslan007> IT DOSNT WORK
<aslan007> !
<Lex> !chat
<Help> To open the chat panel during the game, press Page Down.
<Lex> then fix your keyboard
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November 9, 2015
#1000 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak...
Mirak> what
WebSnoop: sow> don't be a noob
Mirak> fuck you
WebSnoop: sow> that scheme is crap
Mirak> fu ck you
WebSnoop: sow> go play full noobage alone
Mirak> your a noob you ass hole
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July 22, 2015
#961 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:59] <@Triad> !pong
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !piki
[21:01] <@UCVerse> pikiiiiiiiiii :D
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !Lagnan
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> plz make a funny joke for Lagnan :(
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> Like "Get a f*cking better internet"
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> or something
[21:01] <@UCVerse> Triad's Estimated ping: 97.502s
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> 97 secs
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> ns
[21:01] <@Triad> lol nice timing, right after your request
February 1, 2011
#641 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@kilobyte> I just cant imagine how you would explain this to your parents
<@kilobyte> "look maa' theres a cup on my shelves"
<@kilobyte> dady, where did this kid get that award? I dont remember him doing any sport competition like that
#152 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:25] <Entywork> geez, $9.95 is just so cheap
[17:27] <Wyv|work> your mom is cheap!
[17:27] <Entywork> so's your face!
[17:27] <Entywork> and your mom.
[17:28] <wormf00d> but ur mom's face when she caught u masturbating... priceless
March 4, 2012
#689 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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November 28, 2014
#830 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Omikron> I shook my keyboard upside down and some cheese came out...
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
July 1, 2015
#911 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Bruno has joined #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
** Bruno has left #PartyTime
August 2, 2010
#548 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:00] [Balee] You should sign up to a tourney if you are still playing the previous one.
[18:29:04] [Balee] *should NOT
[18:29:06] [Balee] Bleh.
[18:29:27] [Balee] Typical of me, missing the most important part of the line.
December 5, 2015
#1008 - Rating 14 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
#284 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CoCaiNe> omg its too hard
<sGodiTo> what is so hard?
<CoCaiNe> my dick
<sGodiTo> to find?
July 23, 2010
#545 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Alexalex05 has joined #PartyTime
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
June 24, 2013
#744 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Khamski: http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-590/ 19:30 GMT chuvash - uzur. Game will be streamed. Take a look at upper right corner of this site (under the flags).

Khamski: Correction!!! 17:30 GMT Means very soon!

Khamski: ffs... another correction... 17:30 GMT... Means NOW!

StepS: khamski

Khamski: dammit.. ban me... 15:30 GMT

StepS: yes
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#357 - Rating 31 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Cueshark> i found that after a long break from rr isn't so bad...you might forget a little about how to rope correctly but you also forget a little about roping incorrectly
June 1, 2010
#530 - Rating 38 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
July 10, 2012
#700 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<OutofOrder> * SCS (0@159.160.106.186) Quit (Quit: Error while calling FreeObj function (Bad data type (TObject required but TAssHole found)))
<OutofOrder> "TA asshole"? have more respect for Lex !
November 8, 2015
#998 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
`Pn`RichUK> what is cwt?
`Pn`RichUK> capture Walrus Tail ?
July 24, 2015
#963 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Chelsea calling Marian lame and cheap and he cheat his way to get a medal :D
WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Next time at least dont blame other people
WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Chelsea Isincerly hope that one day you will become a sane person, till then enjoy in your disabled little world
January 18, 2010
#467 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
February 16, 2013
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[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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