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October 3, 2016
#1060 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i play with luck
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] no skilz
[Sensei`hcp] i play with kb mostly
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[Vicenzo`hcp] :O
Submitted by: Rioter on March 7, 2010
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<TheAbdBoy> That was a fucking long session
<Bloopy> that was a long fucking session
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Bloopy> except my version sounds more sexual
November 21, 2014
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[23:13:26] Zexorz2 is now known as me
[23:13:35] <me> .!face me now :D
[23:13:40] <Y> !face me
[23:13:40] <@OutofOrder> Y, your face is Hysteria xD. [2327]
[23:13:45] <Y> :(
[23:13:46] <me> buahahahahah :D
Submitted by: zexorz on January 8, 2015
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[23:43:48] <+StepS> wtf is going on?
[23:43:56] <@Zexorz2> piki have period
[23:43:57] <@schaf> zexorz has his period
#253 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Dario> Today I confirmed that, just like any other woman in this world, FFie will only talk to me when its about telling me off.
<FFie> that's a lie, Dario
<Dario> see?
<KRD> Heh.
<FFie> asking about medals wasn't about telling you off :P
<Wyv> nicely qed'd
<Dario> kiros like trap
<KRD> If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman hears him.
<KRD> Is he still wrong?
July 24, 2015
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<MOD-dtxCheslea> Taner+Asbest vs eXzo+Gadzet Deadbeat+Zwitter vs Kinslayer+dibz
<WTF-8> taner + asbest
<WTF-8> such a nice team
<Godbear> why? both assholes? sure yeah
Submitted by: Bloopy on January 2, 2012
#684 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> I'm losing my mind due to hunger.
<Balee> Should have lunch.
* Balee is now known as Baleeat
<GreeN> im losing my mind due to hungarian
September 27, 2010
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<CyberShadow> http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17104635&postcount=6
<CyberShadow> what's an airstrike strike?
<CyberShadow> is it like a plane that releases planes that release bombs?
<Wyv|work> yo dawg
<CyberShadow> LOL
Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009
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<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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June 10, 2010
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<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> And kicking rights weren't abused in #fb
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> They were just used to their full potential
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> On a regular and frequent basis
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> Much like how a dictator frequently tests the marksmanship of his firing squad
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> It's good to know that when they shoot they're not going to fucking miss
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> But to be sure of that you have to keep them in constant operation
<KRD> Shooting tied-up targets 20 feet away hardly does more than tests the condition of their rifles.
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> It's testing that they still have the mental propensity to do it, KRD
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> I had to know that I was still capable of kicking you
<KRD> But would you be now?
<MightyMorphinWalkerTexasRanger> Given the chance I reckon I could still do it
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February 21, 2015
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KiSH: IM BACK
SpyVsSpyFan: KiSH IS BACK?!
KiSH: from dinner , not coma
Submitted by: Stepanesss on April 16, 2011
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Trox> My mom stealed my RAMs, because I must study for the scholl -.- help
July 12, 2010
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[00:31:43.94] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) starts turn
[00:31:48.56] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Low Gravity
[00:31:58.66] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Grenade (5 sec, max bounce)
[00:32:08.78] [OutofOrder-cfc] i've got the most epic...
[00:32:09.74] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:13.66] [OutofOrder-cfc] ... attempt...
[00:32:15.52] [OutofOrder-cfc] ...
[00:32:17.58] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:19.94] ••• Damage dealt: 173 (1 kill) to InTerJecCioNeS (OutofOrder-cfc)
[00:32:19.96] ••• Game Ends - Round Finished
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<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"
March 7, 2010
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<KRD> I'm not great with faces either, to be honest.
<KRD> Unless someone makes a CL2K emote out of theirs.
<KRD> Then it haunts me in my sleep.
July 18, 2015
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[04:19:44] Admin [Username@no.address.for.you] has joined #RopersHeaven
[04:19:44] Admin [Username@no.address.for.you] has disconnected: Local kill by ChanServ (Invalid nickname.)
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[04:19:52] Admin [Username@no.address.for.you] has disconnected: Local kill by ChanServ (Invalid nickname.)
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Submitted by: Lex on September 15, 2016
#1059 - Rating 9 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Lex> speaking of which, space exits instead of retries the mission
<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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May 30, 2015
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••• Player joined: Megacristh
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
March 23, 2014
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* darko has joined #RoH
[...]
<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
#172 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> C64 Basic > Acorn Basic > Turbo Pascal 7 > Java > C/C++ > Prolog/Scheme > PHP/MySQL/Javascript
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> Prolog fucked me up
<M3ntal> [14:21] <M3ntal> it's more recursive than Kiros's family tree
Submitted by: Bloopy on March 22, 2011
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<LexSfX> i thought wqdb was for posting funny quotes
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
September 17, 2015
#985 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MarianRV: Damn, sux so much not being able to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
#275 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I've finally got this one song I've been working on for a week essentially done
<Mablak> But now I'm beginning to think that my voice is too annoying for human ears
<BillyBitchcakes> I'm here to tell you Mabs that it probably is, but that's never stopped most successful people
<BillyBitchcakes> E.G. Muse, Morrisey
<Mablak> Yeah honestly, all my favorite artists have annoying voices
<Mablak> But annoying in a good way
<Mablak> I think my nerdy/young-sounding voice might just work in very specific cases
<Mablak> Like when I don't sing
April 4, 2013
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[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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May 9, 2015
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[21:16:01] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !roll2
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
#155 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:39] <sMsC> Hey
[01:39] <sMsC> DarkOne
[01:39] <sMsC> MagiC is not at bT
[01:39] <sMsC> pls delet MagiC this guy is not play bT
[01:39] <DarkOne> then why did you say he was in your e-mail?
[01:39] * DarkOne slaps sMsC around a bit with a large trout
[01:39] <sMsC> nah
[01:39] <sMsC> but
[01:39] <sMsC> he exit and join sF
[01:40] <sMsC> Reallyyyyy i promisse
[01:40] <DarkOne> he's even faster than Anubis!
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June 18, 2014
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<taner> http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-669/msg201051/?topicseen#new
<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
* ChanServ sets modes [#worms +b *!*taner@*.bg]
* ChanServ has kicked taner from #worms ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on August 31, 2013
#766 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@KRD> !face HHC
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
#291 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
Submitted by: Rioter on February 1, 2011
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<Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> 17:47:37 <Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<@Lex> 17:47:45 <Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> done.
<Rioter> you lazy bastarde
<@Lex> oh, sorry. "done."
<Rioter> >.>
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