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January 5, 2013
#719 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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<NW> but I do think the whole of humanity including me is a compost heap
<NW> its just that I'm the part of poop that is most top wise and has access to the greenest of flies :D
<NW> to get into the methapor more deepily...
<NW> too deepily...
<NW> over deepily...
<NW> I might consider me a shape of excrement lying on top lightened by the sunlight - but it is the poop in the very middle that is most powerful
<NW> the center ones stay the most moist
<NW> the most fresh
<NW> and they shall make the plants grow more than me
<NW> but screw that - i have sunlight :D
<NW> screw the damn plants
August 15, 2015
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<MOD`Triad> Can you guys bring some more ppl from somewhere?
<WTF-8> k
*** ARandomPlayer has joined #RopersHeaven
*** ARandomPlayer3 has joined #RopersHeaven
*** ARandomPlayer2 has joined #RopersHeaven
<WTF-8> MOD`Triad, get some
<UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> never expected those ppl in darts tourney :o totally surprising.
#43 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:30:38] <Reg> I don't know what CL2K is
[16:30:49] <Enty> oh
[16:30:50] <Enty> Worms2
[16:31:00] <Enty> i forgot you are one of those three people
February 13, 2010
#480 - Rating 27 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> I don't like averaging.
<OutofOrder> i didn't mean average!
<OutofOrder> i meant rounding!
<KRD> Same difference!
<OutofOrder> no it's not!
<OutofOrder> i'd rather have the average girl instead of the round one
March 22, 2011
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<Ramone> what roping is about
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.
October 11, 2010
#576 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<OutofOrder> is WormNET still broken?
<CyberShadow> the brokenness isn't discrete
<CyberShadow> right now it's less broken than yesterday but more broken than this morning
<Wyv|work> it sure as hell isn't discreet
July 24, 2009
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<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
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<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
#820 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2009
#388 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Rioter changes topic to 'Latest version: 3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.wyvsucks.org | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WO: http://wormolympics.com | Current fad: lack of sanity'
* violetblood (ultras@79.114.98.83) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Konar6> lol
<Koen> lol
<ropa> hahaha
<Rioter> approved
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<violetblood> OOPS
<Rioter> no loss
<violetblood> fuck off
<Rioter> no u
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May 19, 2015
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<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
Submitted by: Maz on May 24, 2009
#385 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[doben] err...do you mean dice?
-> AOFF|Nade has joined worms
[KRD] He means die.
<- MoM has disconnected (Ping timeout)
[KRD] Unless you have room to fit in several.
[KRD] Which would work for me.
[Maz] I like MoM's timing there. :p
<- AOFF|Nade has disconnected (Ping timeout)
[KRD] Unintentional stabbings.
Submitted by: GodiTo
#303 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:30:57] [Doubletime] his brain wasnt even good enough toi come up with a good respond lol
[15:31:28] [sGodiTo] ur brain isnt even good enough to come up with a perfect sentence
June 14, 2010
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[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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May 20, 2009
#383 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
July 23, 2010
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* Alexalex05 has joined #PartyTime
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
Submitted by: Balee on April 16, 2010
#500 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<UndeniableSandwich> Although it does occur to me at this point the most odd nick I could actually use is TSR
<Baleeat> Or Pingu.
<UndeniableSandwich> Nope
<Baleeat> Pope.
<Baleeat> !seen Pingu
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] Baleeat, sorry, Pingu has not been seen by me.
<UndeniableSandwich> !seen TSR
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] UndeniableSandwich, TSR was last seen changing nick to SatanClaus in GameSurge 86wks 4days 33mins 12secs ago.
<UndeniableSandwich> Hah
<Baleeat> See, even Bloopy didn't see Pingu yet.
<UndeniableSandwich> SatanClaus, that was a good one
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02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
March 16, 2015
#865 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
November 13, 2009
#445 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:49] <Robi> can you type 100 WPM with that ?
[15:50] * Squirminator2k has joined #worms
[15:50] <Robi> 64 possibilities in orbitouch.
[15:50] <Robi> hm
[15:50] <KRD> Typing speed is a matter of practice, not keyboard layout, in my opinion.
[15:50] <Wyv> you should write WPM with a wii remote and the onscreen keyboard!
[15:50] <Robi> well, with something fancy like that....
[15:50] <Wyv> 100 WPM*
[15:51] <Robi> hard to tell how fast you can use it
[15:51] <DarkOne> well, Wyv, I can type the word "a" 100 times per minute with a wii remote and the onscreen keyboard
[15:51] <DarkOne> does that count?
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Submitted by: Konar6
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<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top
thats still fucked up that you guys couldnt just ask me to remove it and show me where it states that in the rules and without any forewarning just remove it and say "i win" various complaints probably equated 2 anyways. but whatever, i dont care enough to make more of a fuss than i already have.

back on topic:

homeless: you are know it true that i am win
llGQllorangekid: chanserv says he qwxns you
homeless: chanserv i win every time at normal game and the shoppa
homeless: you no stand a chance against me
homeless: i win no matter what
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#225 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
#294 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:13:35] [Doubletime] Well I wanted M3ntal to say something stupid so i could start flaming
[11:13:44] [M3ntal`SfX`b2b] something stupid
Submitted by: pizzasheet on July 30, 2014
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[30.07.2014 20:36:41] `PIZZASNo0P> TUS free ?
[20:37:04] Chelsea`p3> only aerial
[20:37:11] `PIZZASNo0P> avoider
[20:37:39] * Chelsea`p3 has quit ( [2.9.2] L3G3ND4RY LUCK3R)
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on May 16, 2014
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<Zexorz> brb
<Zexorz> making poporn for drama :D
<Piki1802> Making wat?
<Zexorz> POPCORN
January 24, 2011
#622 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> ISPain.
<madog> ISPortugal
<KRD> ISPanic.
April 29, 2011
#662 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> Lex, Lex, Lex!
<KRD> I've found it.
<KRD> It's alt + Q.
<KRD> And it's.
<KRD> Great.
<Omikron> Alt + Q?
<Omikron> What does that do?
<KRD> It rhymes.
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