Random Quotes

Down [-] | [+] Up | Listing quotes from 1 to 30

April 13, 2010
#498 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
July 19, 2015
#959 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Godmax> MINE is a wonderful worms experience developed in 2008 with LOVE and CARE and there is luck like everywhere but goddamn its a fine scheme with fun and action and tactics and manliness nonstop! August 1st max scheme goes worm olympics officially for the first fucking time in 7 years be ready and enjoy
<Godmax> I created the scheme for THE PEOPLE
<Godmax> not for the bazooka rope superwhores its an oldschool team deathmatch for THE PEOPLE
<WTF-8> That meant to be April 1st, not August 1st.
<WTF-8> Some delay just happened.
#151 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
Click here to view the full quote
November 23, 2014
#829 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Zexorz] poor e525
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
#6 - Rating 52 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
November 1, 2015
#996 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Quasergamer has joined #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help
#165 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
21:51 <Enty> !ping
21:53 <ChanServ> Enty: Pong!
21:53 <Bloopy\away> [Enty PING reply]: 1min4000sec
July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
November 4, 2010
#585 - Rating 69 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<sX'Impossible'kF> All say rules...
<Sarlor> rules
<Jimm23> rules
<Chipse> rules
<sX'Impossible'kF> Hm..
June 2, 2010
#533 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
#235 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
Submitted by: Muzer on September 22, 2010
#573 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<muzer> but no - I haven't even SEEN a bungee race before, literally
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
#820 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
April 1, 2010
#495 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+DarkOne> stop assuming I know anything about computers!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
Submitted by: Bloopy on December 20, 2009
#459 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Zogger> left my phone on pillow and the email woke me up..
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
May 30, 2015
#877 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> LMAO
<WTF-8> /Great Snooper/errorlog.txt 139 MB
<Cheesecake> How does a text file even get that big...
<schafii> by writing a lot of text into it!
<WTF-8> I think I'm supposed to rename it to errorlog.avi
February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
Click here to view the full quote
#114 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
August 11, 2013
#763 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
KRD slaps StepS around a bit with a ninja trout.
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
#126 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[13:52:04] * Rioter hides behind Kiros
[13:52:13] * Kiros farts.
#296 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Muzer> say to him
<Muzer> become bisexual
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> Avast. I will gpo forever-- BYE
<Muzer> !ag YAY!
<Muzer> !ag /me celebrates
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <f4st`e2> rofl
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> byee... But i would like a final word.
<HuskyDog> LOL no1 cares!
* ToDehLeever (~TSR@host86-154-177-13.range86-154.btcentralplus.com) has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
* ToDehLeever (~TSR@host86-169-72-32.range86-169.btcentralplus.com) has joined #worms
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> whenever you think of me go here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMDdh-H6Fs Many Many people have fallen to the Darkside in the past. ANd many Many people will fall to the darkside. Powerfull Lords will hack webbsites in their attempt to destroy worms. But Worms will survive. Noobs. Ropers. Intermdiaite players will thrive allthoug the golden ages are lon gon
Click here to view the full quote
June 28, 2016
#1046 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** Richard has joined #Help
<Richard> Qual й o jogo daqui?
<WTF-8> What?
<Richard> '=' sorry my brazilian
*** Richard has left #Help
<StepS> apology accepted
#167 - Rating 63 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
#13 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<icp101982> Ok guys heres my problem Ok idownloaded WA ok. well Like when I play liek the missions or whutever, well at the beg. of the mission or the training, the spawn me over water and i lose, and sometimes it will be ok for the 1 nade training then i will go to the shotgun stage it wotn chaneg the background just the nade one then i fall in water,,, Its weird can anyone help? If not I feel ya .. But please help I love WORMS...
<Run> hey guyz i shot myself in the foot and now im bleeding what do i do guyzzzzzzzzzz
#212 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:17:42] <@KRD> I think they call that confidence in one's heterosexuality.
[17:17:53] <@Lex> burly manly bearded muscly pipes man.
[17:17:59] <@KRD> That.
July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
Click here to view the full quote
#212 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:17:42] <@KRD> I think they call that confidence in one's heterosexuality.
[17:17:53] <@Lex> burly manly bearded muscly pipes man.
[17:17:59] <@KRD> That.
Submitted by: Rioter
#341 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Koen] D: I hear my hard drive clicking
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
Down [-] | [+] Up | Listing quotes from 1 to 30