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September 10, 2010
#567 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014
#800 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.
June 19, 2016
#1045 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MarianRV> Oki schaf question
<MarianRV> If you could get a dog, what breed would it be
<@Schaf> mixed
<MarianRV> Your face is mixed
<@Triad> Your mace is fixed. ~Blacksmith
<@Schaf> lol
#40 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:28] * nv^us`Fenix has joined #tcb
[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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April 4, 2013
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[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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#223 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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December 16, 2013
#781 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ahp> god damn it
<ahp> was playing shopper while taking a dump
<ahp> roping on the bowl is really hard
<ahp> plus it was suddenly my turn when wiping and I dropped the roll into the toilet
<ahp> argh
<coste`> thats what you have for playing shopper
#293 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<AlMightyBob> i forgot how good the monkees were
<Mablak> They were a total corporate manufactured band
<Mablak> But I guess it's cool to like them ironically
<AlMightyBob> i like the music, don't really care how it originated
<Mablak> What if someone could only produce great music by slaughtering families of eskimos
<Mablak> Would the music still be good?!
<AlMightyBob> well obviously in an extreme situation like that sure i might care
<AlMightyBob> but im also extremely curious how you would manufacture music in that manner
<Bloopy> Mablak: you're ahead of your time, I suggest you start making this music immediately
<Mablak> Yes... 'start' making it
May 18, 2009
#376 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa|web> your BR are easy
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
#96 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:54:30] <TSR> Kirby
[11:54:40] <Kiros> Pingu
[11:54:46] <Kiros> You still want that *secretdomain*.nl email?
[11:54:51] <TSR> Ugh
[11:54:57] <TSR> Now is not the time to ask
[11:55:05] <TSR> Had a BIG night last night
[11:55:19] <TSR> England won the cricket, the football AND the rugby
[11:55:21] <Kiros> I'm sorry, I won't puzzle you with complex questions.
July 24, 2015
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WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Chelsea calling Marian lame and cheap and he cheat his way to get a medal :D
WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Next time at least dont blame other people
WebSnoop: Hiiiiii> Chelsea Isincerly hope that one day you will become a sane person, till then enjoy in your disabled little world
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 19, 2014
#788 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+CyberShadow> ULARGE_INTEGER!
<+Translatee> NOULARGE_INTEGER!
* +CyberShadow rofl
<+LeTotalKiller> Lol.
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on September 3, 2013
#767 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<piki1802> Eight.
<piki1802> Richt*@
<piki1802> Right!
<piki1802> Rook me three attempts!
<piki1802> Toon*!
<piki1802> Took†***************
<@LeTotalKiller> 3+3.
<Worm_gamer> xD
<@LeTotalKiller> WQDB?
<piki1802> How did the cross came on that word?
<piki1802> YOU can
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[17:47:35] <Dashade> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
Submitted by: Rioter
#341 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Koen] D: I hear my hard drive clicking
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
July 20, 2015
#960 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MOD`er`f-cker: okey lemme choose format
`X-Force`: format C:
#281 - Rating 38 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(19:03:12) [CyberShadow] iNviSible2: do you really think you need to spam offline events like that?
(19:41:56) [iNviSible2] does it hurt you? i put a lot of work in this map and this offline event and i want as much ppl to participate as possible. whats the problem?
(19:42:41) [CyberShadow] some people may find repeated messages annoying
(19:43:27) [CyberShadow] what if every single event (tourney/ladder/offline competition/etc.) would advertise in #AG every few minutes?
(19:46:38) [iNviSible2] there are hardly any events... worms is very old... /// anoying? what are they (you?) doing? watching the join/part/... chat or are they playing games? i think they re playing. sorry but is definetly DOESNT MATTER! i dont get your point
(19:47:32) [CyberShadow] people are actually sometimes talking in the channel... being interrupted by constant advertising of an event they're not interested in sounds pretty annoying to me
(19:50:34) [iNviSible2] constant? i dont even use a bot. just leave it. and thank you very much for your nice words i actually know a lot of peole who like the idea. when du you make your next map? when do you do something big for the wnet community?
#36 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[xxxNoobxxx] uses some ropes to get somewhere he could with 1 jump
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER
February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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March 17, 2016
#1028 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
November 15, 2010
#587 - Rating 27 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> It's simply the fact that my native language has no insults.
<DarkOne> you speak Disney?
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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November 4, 2013
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Ok, the first time i said "I will change bitchs" if was a fail in the center of the machine. Now i fixed it, and Pastorcito is working good "GOOD OIFGANFIOAS GOOD IM GOOD YE GOOD :Da,fpasf :D.

Bugs fixed from Pastorcito 2.0 to Pastorcito 3.0:

- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He doesn't quit (94,8%)
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- Use leter "d" for rope
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He tries to be friendly and not hateable
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<Muzer> say to him
<Muzer> become bisexual
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> Avast. I will gpo forever-- BYE
<Muzer> !ag YAY!
<Muzer> !ag /me celebrates
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <f4st`e2> rofl
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> byee... But i would like a final word.
<HuskyDog> LOL no1 cares!
* ToDehLeever (~TSR@host86-154-177-13.range86-154.btcentralplus.com) has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
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<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <DoubleTime> whenever you think of me go here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMDdh-H6Fs Many Many people have fallen to the Darkside in the past. ANd many Many people will fall to the darkside. Powerfull Lords will hack webbsites in their attempt to destroy worms. But Worms will survive. Noobs. Ropers. Intermdiaite players will thrive allthoug the golden ages are lon gon
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<TheAbdBoy> Louis Hamilton winner
<Rioter> you cant spell
<Rioter> Lewis
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Rioter> no
<TheAbdBoy> yes
<Rioter> TheAbdBoy which country are you in?
<TheAbdBoy> Canada, why?
<Rioter> hence the spelling issues
<TheAbdBoy> Spelling issues is cause I'm an engineering student.
<Rioter> pff
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Submitted by: Konar6
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<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
#8 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:19:25] <Enty2>
[11:19:44] <NW> i dont yo second class nicks pfft
[11:41:30] <Enty2> fu.
[11:42:40] <NW> nou
[11:42:55] <Enty2> NO U
[11:43:08] <NW> NO UR DOG
[11:43:28] <Enty2> NO UR CAT
[11:43:41] <NW> NO UR MALL CASHIER
[11:43:57] <Enty2> NO UR BOSS
[11:44:08] <NW> indeed fuck him
[11:44:13] <Enty2> touch?
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September 6, 2015
#982 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[BreastFedWalrus] if i liked fucking guys id definitely fuck one
[BreastFedWalrus] i cant coach myself into it though
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
#60 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat
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