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Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
#510 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But it’s like torture
May 18, 2009
#376 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa|web> your BR are easy
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
#295 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Jan 22 20:20:55 <+Muzer> aw crap
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
October 22, 2015
#993 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** Nich has joined #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
*** Nich has left #Help
May 9, 2015
#872 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[21:16:01] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !roll2
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
#249 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:22] <CyberShadow> I haven't played a good game in too long...
[18:24] <Glide> me neither
[18:25] <CyberShadow> well, you're on Linux, what do you want ;)
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
#340 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[FFie] eek!
[FFie] I'm crashing!
[Rioter`GiT`] Nice to hear
[Rioter`GiT`] Send us a postcard while you're there
September 17, 2010
#569 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
#10 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
#597 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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#209 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[05:54:55] * Auto 1 - 0 Mosquito
[05:55:10] <Auto> well. no
[05:55:14] * Auto 1 - 4 Mosquito
[05:55:26] <Auto> since i got bit
[05:56:01] <Mablak> ;[
#209 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[05:54:55] * Auto 1 - 0 Mosquito
[05:55:10] <Auto> well. no
[05:55:14] * Auto 1 - 4 Mosquito
[05:55:26] <Auto> since i got bit
[05:56:01] <Mablak> ;[
April 8, 2014
#793 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<taner> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
<StepS> RAAAIN
#257 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
January 24, 2011
#623 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[LEx] Thankye.
[Mablak] Extra ye points

(During one of the early style contests.)
#96 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:54:30] <TSR> Kirby
[11:54:40] <Kiros> Pingu
[11:54:46] <Kiros> You still want that *secretdomain*.nl email?
[11:54:51] <TSR> Ugh
[11:54:57] <TSR> Now is not the time to ask
[11:55:05] <TSR> Had a BIG night last night
[11:55:19] <TSR> England won the cricket, the football AND the rugby
[11:55:21] <Kiros> I'm sorry, I won't puzzle you with complex questions.
Submitted by: Muzer on July 28, 2013
#755 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Muzer> !face worMatty
<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top
thats still fucked up that you guys couldnt just ask me to remove it and show me where it states that in the rules and without any forewarning just remove it and say "i win" various complaints probably equated 2 anyways. but whatever, i dont care enough to make more of a fuss than i already have.

back on topic:

homeless: you are know it true that i am win
llGQllorangekid: chanserv says he qwxns you
homeless: chanserv i win every time at normal game and the shoppa
homeless: you no stand a chance against me
homeless: i win no matter what
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July 1, 2009
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<Rioter> wqdb is fixed
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
April 13, 2010
#498 - Rating 33 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
March 8, 2016
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[Sensei`hcp] i'm starting to enjoy funners :/ yesterday 2 irish came into a game. everything was fine for 10-15 minutes, then one of them started shouting ALLAHU AKBAR in chat..
[xL`MBK] lol
[Sensei`hcp] next thing i know, guy took bazooka and killed both of his worms
[Sensei`hcp] i cried..
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[mij] indeed lol
May 26, 2016
#1040 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
February 8, 2013
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<Deadcode> I'm cautiously optimistic about 7.0...
Submitted by: Bloopy on January 2, 2012
#684 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> I'm losing my mind due to hunger.
<Balee> Should have lunch.
* Balee is now known as Baleeat
<GreeN> im losing my mind due to hungarian
#36 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[xxxNoobxxx] uses some ropes to get somewhere he could with 1 jump
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER
July 19, 2015
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WTF-8: the more tournaments happen, the worse WQDb goes
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<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review

When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.

Little did I know of the horror to come.

In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.

But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:

http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017
#1078 - Rating 9 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
#249 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:22] <CyberShadow> I haven't played a good game in too long...
[18:24] <Glide> me neither
[18:25] <CyberShadow> well, you're on Linux, what do you want ;)
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