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December 25, 2013
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[PeJ`AeF] yesterday i came from toilet during t17 turn
[PeJ`AeF] saw i have turn last seconbds
[PeJ`AeF] with toiletpaper in hand
[PeJ`AeF] started to walk and it was wrong directiona nd i plopped
January 11, 2013
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* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
#202 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Snoots> pffft, you may have inadvertantly contributed to hedgewars TSR :D
[15:36:10] <TokiWartooth> Well seeing as though I've paid money for WA, I've already inadvertently contributed to Hedgewars, Snoots
February 8, 2016
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** bryan000 ** joined the channel.
bryan000> How do you do a backflip on keyboard
December 5, 2015
#1008 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
June 18, 2014
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<taner> http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-669/msg201051/?topicseen#new
<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
* ChanServ sets modes [#worms +b *!*taner@*.bg]
* ChanServ has kicked taner from #worms ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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Submitted by: GodiTo on March 16, 2010
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[2010-03-16 18.39.25] [SirJuice`CKC] 3
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 2
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 1
[2010-03-16 18.39.30] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] well...
[2010-03-16 18.39.32] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,9
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] be ready with zook XD
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,8
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [dpxobscure`b2b] dont kick him
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,7
[2010-03-16 18.39.37] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,6
[2010-03-16 18.39.38] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,5
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February 19, 2015
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[`noClan`Zexorz] [[Floods whole chat coz of 0.05s turn.]]
[UC`LeTK`AbC-dS] "Brb unignoring Zexorz".
[StepS`che] lol auto ignore
[StepS`che] <3
[`noClan`Zexorz] fuck you steps
[`noClan`Zexorz] you noob
[`noClan`Zexorz] i bet you didnt read it
[StepS`che] thank you zexorz
[StepS`che] fuck you too
[`noClan`Zexorz] lol...
[StepS`che] :D:D:D:D:D
Submitted by: Ramone on December 21, 2010
#603 - Rating 26 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Ramone> Ffie
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
#19 - Rating 36 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
#636 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
July 6, 2011
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<StepS> where is anus
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
* StepS (~StepS@77.232.24.203) has left #worms
<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
June 22, 2011
#673 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<hurem`dC> sry tdc lol, wanted to unignore vultoz and pressed alt f4 accidently :|
#265 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Deadcode> thanks for the games, ShootMe, NW
<NotWorthy> yes - ur bill shall arive in 5 to 10 buisness days!
<Deadcode> good, then I'll strap it on over my mouth and look like an egret.
March 23, 2014
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* darko has joined #RoH
[...]
<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
December 25, 2013
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[PeJ`AeF] yesterday i came from toilet during t17 turn
[PeJ`AeF] saw i have turn last seconbds
[PeJ`AeF] with toiletpaper in hand
[PeJ`AeF] started to walk and it was wrong directiona nd i plopped
July 9, 2017
#1085 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Jonas ** joined the channel.
Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
** Jonas ** has left the channel.
CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
#117 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[04:25:22] <+Pioneer322> dude alfred your gaming abilities are more bipolar than my toilet seat
[04:25:28] <+TheAbdBoy> ty
#237 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mashi> i cant host
<Enty\series> yes you can, mashi
<Enty\series> you tried WormNat2?
<Mashi> Enty: dont have access to router
<Rioter> wormnat2?
<Rioter> oh right
<Rioter> that
<Rioter> Rio, slap Enty\series
* Rio slaps Enty\series around a bit with a Dagger
<Enty\series> wormnat2 solves that
<Enty\series> http://worms2d.info/WormNAT2
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Submitted by: GodiTo
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[15:30:57] [Doubletime] his brain wasnt even good enough toi come up with a good respond lol
[15:31:28] [sGodiTo] ur brain isnt even good enough to come up with a perfect sentence
March 11, 2010
#486 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa|web> Browsing archive.org for old wormy goodies is a torture. It's like having a bunch small porn thumbails and when you click on them to see boobs it shows a huge penis
#36 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[xxxNoobxxx] uses some ropes to get somewhere he could with 1 jump
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER
#122 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:58:22] [BANxShirdel-Pr] If this was a Big TTRR, I would pwn.
November 26, 2015
#1006 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
WTF-8 (Reply #8 on: Yesterday at 20:21:30):
Great Snooper just crashed after my phrase: "Some of these bugs are ridiculous"
FATALITY
#301 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[12:18] <ropa|web> knock knock
[12:20] <Wyv|work> who's there
[12:21] <ropa|web> 9/11
[12:21] <Wyv|work> 9/11 who
[12:21] <ropa|web> you said you would neva 4get
February 10, 2016
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[Asbest] my IQ getting lower when i speak with a dumbs like u
[Sensei] we need to stop talking with him walrus.. it's getting critical.. he's on 70 already
October 24, 2014
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<KRD> Leaving this for later because I don't know wtf he's talking about.
<KRD> And the TestStuff bit is a complex question I don't have the time for right now.
<KRD> Because it's ping pong o'cock.
<KRD> C'clock, too.
<KRD> O'clock?
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
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<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
March 20, 2016
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<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
October 29, 2012
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[19:27:07] <LeTotalKiller> Well, they`ll know if they can endure Sandy when she`ll kill them.
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
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