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November 8, 2013
#775 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
#510 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But it’s like torture
#209 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[05:54:55] * Auto 1 - 0 Mosquito
[05:55:10] <Auto> well. no
[05:55:14] * Auto 1 - 4 Mosquito
[05:55:26] <Auto> since i got bit
[05:56:01] <Mablak> ;[
May 15, 2011
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<zeteg> Are you actually getting married or am I being trolled?
<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
* zeteg (mibbit@user119.innisres.utoronto.ca) has left #worms
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[16:00:34] <wormf00d> u guys dont know how to play texas holdem?
[16:00:36] <wormf00d> newbs:)
[16:00:43] <Enty> we all know
[16:00:44] <Kiros> Lol
[16:00:45] <NickyNick> lol who
[16:00:46] * Enty slaps wormf00d around a bit with a large trout
[16:00:55] <Enty> everyone who knows, slap him
[16:00:57] <Enty> NAO
[16:01:00] <Kiros> I have no clue how to play
[16:01:05] <Kiros> You wanna play for money?
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.
December 27, 2010
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[17:25:34] [sGodP`nlF] { if mod=CesarVastuk then pairings=true { 10 mins at least} mod,x,pairings=char; }
July 7, 2017
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<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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February 8, 2016
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bryan000> How do you do a backflip on keyboard
#129 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:43:03] <@KRD> See, I like kiddie porn better than headache.
March 19, 2012
#690 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
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[09:14] <+RynoSFX> fiz knows a thing or two about climaxing
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl
June 28, 2015
#908 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Tomi has joined
<Tomi> hi! why does the links to the patch and the update not work here: team17.wormsarmageddon.com? i reinstalled my system and now can't update my game to play :/
...
<WTF-8> lol @ URL
<LeTotalKiller> Because it's long?
** Zexorz has joined
<WTF-8> because it's wrong
<Zexorz> to join?
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
#794 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
piki1802™: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
July 22, 2009
#408 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
November 15, 2015
#1003 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> Great Snooper just vanished when I was typing a message to Tomi asking him about approximate GS 1.5 release date
<WTF-8> like, no error message, or anything
<OutofOrder> it must be a feature
<OutofOrder> if (NAG_THE_DEVELOPER) then Application.quietShutdown();
<KRD> :D
<OutofOrder> it is too the reason why you don't say "4.0" in a game with DC or CS in it
<OutofOrder> you don't wanna know what happens then to your computer
May 20, 2009
#383 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
November 8, 2013
#775 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
February 18, 2016
#1023 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
February 19, 2015
#853 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[`noClan`Zexorz] [[Floods whole chat coz of 0.05s turn.]]
[UC`LeTK`AbC-dS] "Brb unignoring Zexorz".
[StepS`che] lol auto ignore
[StepS`che] <3
[`noClan`Zexorz] fuck you steps
[`noClan`Zexorz] you noob
[`noClan`Zexorz] i bet you didnt read it
[StepS`che] thank you zexorz
[StepS`che] fuck you too
[`noClan`Zexorz] lol...
[StepS`che] :D:D:D:D:D
December 5, 2009
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<Cueshark> where's runforyourlife these days?
<DarkOne> collecting WSE replays?
<Cueshark> hope my sheep replay gets in the top 3
<Cueshark> it was an abomination
<Cueshark> when will wse be ready..or is it as and when
<DarkOne> first 2009 has to end
<Cueshark> oh
<Cueshark> when is that?
<DarkOne> 2010
<Cueshark> ah ok :P
<DarkOne> o_O
#101 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is
#291 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
#6 - Rating 49 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
March 11, 2010
#486 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa|web> Browsing archive.org for old wormy goodies is a torture. It's like having a bunch small porn thumbails and when you click on them to see boobs it shows a huge penis
July 24, 2009
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<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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January 18, 2010
#467 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
February 2, 2011
#642 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Lex> i totally just cheese-grated my finger while reaching in to get a pot from the cupboard
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