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June 19, 2016
#1045 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MarianRV> Oki schaf question
<MarianRV> If you could get a dog, what breed would it be
<@Schaf> mixed
<MarianRV> Your face is mixed
<@Triad> Your mace is fixed. ~Blacksmith
<@Schaf> lol
November 9, 2015
#1001 - Rating 47 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** ninjako ** joined the channel.
LeTotalKiller> (StepS, get ready.)
ninjako> Pls heklp me i can't see my mouse
ninjako> pls help me
ninjako> i can't see my mouse
StepS> Please update your game.
LeTotalKiller> Lol.
ninjako> thx
** ninjako ** has left the channel.
LeTotalKiller> Well is it just in WA?
LeTotalKiller> Ah.
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January 29, 2013
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<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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<Bloopywork> rofl, got a message on phone at work, guy said "I made a big BLOOP"
<doben> was your father, eh? xD
December 5, 2015
#1008 - Rating 14 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
February 19, 2015
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[`noClan`Zexorz] [[Floods whole chat coz of 0.05s turn.]]
[UC`LeTK`AbC-dS] "Brb unignoring Zexorz".
[StepS`che] lol auto ignore
[StepS`che] <3
[`noClan`Zexorz] fuck you steps
[`noClan`Zexorz] you noob
[`noClan`Zexorz] i bet you didnt read it
[StepS`che] thank you zexorz
[StepS`che] fuck you too
[`noClan`Zexorz] lol...
[StepS`che] :D:D:D:D:D
July 7, 2017
#1084 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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July 1, 2009
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<Rioter> wqdb is fixed
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
April 22, 2010
#502 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(Here's one for the Germans)

<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
October 1, 2012
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[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
#820 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
#825 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
#55 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:20] <KRD> Who said you could talk this much while I was gone.
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> ME!
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> And frankly dude, I'm bigger than you
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> So don't mess
[16:21] <KRD> ROFL.
[16:21] <KRD> [16:10] <TSR-4aM> KRD! SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION!
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> <7
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> Lol
July 22, 2009
#408 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
June 3, 2016
#1042 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[BConlyllsusuii] ok ima bring back the old term "prac" screw "warmer
[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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July 10, 2016
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[Godmax] Spy is a man
[SpyVsSpyFan] Actually, I'm considering transgender
December 18, 2009
#458 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> I believe I finally implemented the last major conceivable optimization
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
July 18, 2015
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1:20:02 PM Mega`Adnan: nah, not today :c
1:20:07 PM MarianRV: btw,who's X-Force?
1:20:09 PM spleenMOD: adnan you had 2 worms left me 1
1:20:10 PM Mega`Adnan: played 3 tours today
1:20:13 PM spleenMOD: and you were ahead
1:20:14 PM Godmax: x-force is a man
1:20:21 PM `X-Force`: or two
1:20:22 PM Mega`Adnan: cman lets do it
1:20:27 PM spleenMOD: alright fine
1:20:27 PM Mega`Adnan: :D
November 16, 2013
#778 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<LeTotalKiller> Hah, I'm connected to Limestone.TX.US.GameSurge.net.
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
Submitted by: zexorz on June 23, 2014
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[21:31:43] <MarianRV> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN N
<@Zexorz> !tb MarianRV 2y NYAN ;)
[21:31:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] <@LeTotalKiller> !delban *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:08] * ENOUGH (mibbit@82.137.58.241) has joined #UC
[21:32:09] <@UCVerse> Welcome ENOUGH :)
[21:32:11] <@LeTotalKiller> I win.
[21:32:17] <ENOUGH> you'll pay for this,zex
[21:32:22] * ENOUGH is now known as MarianRV
[21:32:24] <@Zexorz> credit card accepted?
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<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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June 22, 2011
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<hurem`dC> sry tdc lol, wanted to unignore vultoz and pressed alt f4 accidently :|
March 23, 2014
#792 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* darko has joined #RoH
[...]
<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
Submitted by: Csongi on September 19, 2010
#570 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:55:39] [xxx] haw to do new game
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
Submitted by: zexorz on June 23, 2014
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[21:31:43] <MarianRV> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN N
<@Zexorz> !tb MarianRV 2y NYAN ;)
[21:31:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] <@LeTotalKiller> !delban *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:08] * ENOUGH (mibbit@82.137.58.241) has joined #UC
[21:32:09] <@UCVerse> Welcome ENOUGH :)
[21:32:11] <@LeTotalKiller> I win.
[21:32:17] <ENOUGH> you'll pay for this,zex
[21:32:22] * ENOUGH is now known as MarianRV
[21:32:24] <@Zexorz> credit card accepted?
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March 20, 2016
#1029 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
May 28, 2009
#387 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* CyberShadow coughs
<Enty> SWINEFLU
<Enty> EVERYONE OUT
<Aerolite> rofl
<Enty> PANIC
<CyberShadow> * insert joke about Madagascar here *
<KRD> Way too late for that.
<Konar6> roflmao
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
Submitted by: Muzer on June 13, 2014
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<Zexorz> OMG I NOTICED SOMETHING :O
<Zexorz> today is 13rd friday :O
<CashD> call CryptoPP::PositiveDivide(CryptoPP::Integer &,CryptoPP::Integer &,CryptoPP::Integer const &,CryptoPP::Integer const &)
<Zexorz> in english xD ?
March 17, 2016
#1028 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
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