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November 26, 2015
#1006 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
WTF-8 (Reply #8 on: Yesterday at 20:21:30):
Great Snooper just crashed after my phrase: "Some of these bugs are ridiculous"
FATALITY
#340 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[FFie] eek!
[FFie] I'm crashing!
[Rioter`GiT`] Nice to hear
[Rioter`GiT`] Send us a postcard while you're there
May 19, 2015
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<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
April 4, 2013
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[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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Submitted by: Kaleu on June 3, 2012
#693 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
fr4nks> Im playing a shopper with easy`s mother
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot
September 27, 2010
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<CyberShadow> http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17104635&postcount=6
<CyberShadow> what's an airstrike strike?
<CyberShadow> is it like a plane that releases planes that release bombs?
<Wyv|work> yo dawg
<CyberShadow> LOL
April 10, 2013
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[MIGHTY`taner] I CAME FROM THE SKY
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
November 5, 2013
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<StepS> here's the proper link: http://worms2d.info/WormNAT2
<StepS> download the archive, extract it to the W:A's installation directory
<martini> thanks
<StepS> then open Settings -> Advanced settings
<martini> bye bye :P
<StepS> and enable
* martini (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<StepS> WAIT
<StepS> FUDPOFJ:DSFJ
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
#492 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
July 4, 2013
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[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
#42 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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[17:44:42] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:44:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Melon
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:45] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
Submitted by: Konar6
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<Enty> Yeah, uh, not in a million years. WxW is '''not''' a variation of shopper, it's much closely related to roper. It's pretty much Roper raped, killed then raped its dead body once again and slapped on some crates.
CyberZzzZzz is now known as CyberShadow
<Enty> I need to find a less harsh version to say that.
<Plutonic> WxW is the bastard child of Shopper and Roper
November 8, 2013
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HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
August 16, 2016
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Mega`Adnan: You cocklick dick sucking amateur. Get the fuck out of those noob !host shopper thing , and play real olympics like WO 2016 petrolia which is starting at channel #RH!
Mega`Adnan: (C)
spleensnoop: victory smells like?
Mega`Adnan: petrol
Mega`Adnan: xD
spleensnoop: :D
October 1, 2012
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[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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March 7, 2010
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<KRD> I'm not great with faces either, to be honest.
<KRD> Unless someone makes a CL2K emote out of theirs.
<KRD> Then it haunts me in my sleep.
#225 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
#275 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I've finally got this one song I've been working on for a week essentially done
<Mablak> But now I'm beginning to think that my voice is too annoying for human ears
<BillyBitchcakes> I'm here to tell you Mabs that it probably is, but that's never stopped most successful people
<BillyBitchcakes> E.G. Muse, Morrisey
<Mablak> Yeah honestly, all my favorite artists have annoying voices
<Mablak> But annoying in a good way
<Mablak> I think my nerdy/young-sounding voice might just work in very specific cases
<Mablak> Like when I don't sing
#238 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Etch never failed on me.
<Enty> neither did Lenny.
<Enty> actually that reminds me, I gotta do an apt-get update.
<Muzer> I'm basing my wii linux distro off Enty
<Muzer> whoops
<Muzer> Etch
<Muzer> lol
<Enty> HAH.
<Enty> perv.
<Old_Bloopbeard> basing it off Enty implies basing it off Etch
<Enty> that's true.
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<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
December 25, 2013
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[PeJ`AeF] yesterday i came from toilet during t17 turn
[PeJ`AeF] saw i have turn last seconbds
[PeJ`AeF] with toiletpaper in hand
[PeJ`AeF] started to walk and it was wrong directiona nd i plopped
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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January 10, 2011
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<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
November 22, 2015
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03:35:14 xmaz: has left WormNet (Hosting a game: 4vs4).
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Flamie: 3%!@#%^!@#$LRKL@#R#@
Flamie: if(isset($_POST['sumbit1']))
Flamie: is not fickign working
Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: that makes no sense
Flamie: <input>
Flamie: this is the button in the form
Flamie: if I click on it
Kiros: Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: !@$K!@R;23rtk1234
Flamie: t5k134t
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[03:48] * madewokherd attempts to make an iso of his wwp cd
[03:58] * Squirminator2k will laugh at MEH's failure.
[04:00] * Squirminator2k has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[04:00] <madewokherd> ...
[04:00] * madewokherd fails
[04:00] <SupSuper> rofl
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
#636 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
November 15, 2009
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Quote from TdC forum : Spaazi wrote : The reason for my comeback after 4 years of break is that... I was too drunk one night and I bought the game on ebay!I didn't remember it untill the package arrived 4 days ago! Sometimes beer suprises you.
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