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February 13, 2013
#724 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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November 23, 2014
#829 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Zexorz] poor e525
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
July 24, 2009
#411 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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Submitted by: Bloopy on March 22, 2011
#656 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<LexSfX> i thought wqdb was for posting funny quotes
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
June 21, 2011
#672 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> i use internet explorer because it sounds like a super hero
March 15, 2016
#1027 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** sW`ll ** joined the channel.
El-Mencho> be careful that sw ll retard play with cheats
El-Mencho> IS A TOTAL NOOB
sW`ll> !host shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Shopper for sW`ll).
** sW`ll ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
El-Mencho> sW`ll = TOTAL NOOB CHEATING
** El-Mencho ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
** El-Mencho ** joined the channel.
WTF-8`GS2> What cheats?
El-Mencho> stupid losers with those hotkeys for rope, super noob
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<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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February 18, 2017
#1073 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NBRgab> i'm too mad to be treated as a person right now
November 18, 2011
#682 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa (on the removal of worm selects in T17 scheme): Team17 was never about trying to gather better resources than your opponent for SD. It was about making the most pain out of whatever you managed to grab.

You turned an awesome Zerg Rush into a boring Age of Empires game between two noobs who build walls around their little city to keep their tasty 2000 berries whilst still on second age.
Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
#712 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
October 29, 2015
#994 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** windows-Vista has joined #Help
<windows-Vista> hello
<WTF-8> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 1, 2012
#707 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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Submitted by: Bloopy on February 11, 2011
#644 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Dender> watching the untergang
<Dender> its.. one bad movie
<Dender> hitler is getting trolled so hard from everyone, and all he does is nerdrage every fucking time
<Dender> reminds me of kiros vs ropa somehow
#18 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
#156 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:47] <sMsC> but why i have 0 points
[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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#208 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+CyberShadow> I'm off to bed, hf
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
April 13, 2010
#498 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
#636 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
Submitted by: Rioter on June 6, 2010
#535 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> no wait
<Rioter> ignore me
<Balee> * Added *!*Rioter@92.0.20.34 to ignore list
<Rioter> ...
<Balee> :D
July 23, 2010
#545 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Alexalex05 has joined #PartyTime
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
February 22, 2015
#857 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[MIGHTY`taner] dumass
[DarkOne`TdC] if you were trying to spell the french writer, it's dumas
September 1, 2010
#564 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> http://wqdb.org/?562
<CyberShadow> sigh
<CyberShadow> now everyone will set their chronometers and get their torches and pitchforks ready in 364 days
May 28, 2009
#387 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* CyberShadow coughs
<Enty> SWINEFLU
<Enty> EVERYONE OUT
<Aerolite> rofl
<Enty> PANIC
<CyberShadow> * insert joke about Madagascar here *
<KRD> Way too late for that.
<Konar6> roflmao
June 21, 2011
#672 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> i use internet explorer because it sounds like a super hero
July 9, 2017
#1085 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Jonas ** joined the channel.
Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
** Jonas ** has left the channel.
CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
August 25, 2009
#426 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Bloopy> I would fail any vision challenge right now
<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
#819 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Ada-Wong ** joined the channel.
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
July 7, 2017
#1084 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016
#1066 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
November 23, 2014
#829 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Zexorz] poor e525
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
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