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Submitted by: Konar6
#320 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
#266 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> There's a vicious circle thing going on here.
<KRD> Good Shopper players think WxW is a scheme for retarded Roper wannabes.
<KRD> Good WxW players think they're playing the "pro" version of Shopper.
<KRD> Good Ropers spit on WxW more than they spit on Shopper because at least Shopper is a scheme of its own.
<Mablak> I don't think shopper players go so far as to have human thoughts
<Mablak> They's animals I says
August 11, 2013
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KRD slaps StepS around a bit with a ninja trout.
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
#183 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mat> hows going the new update? and how do u code .exe files?
<CyberShadow> I have a touchscreen with one million squares, each has a 1 and 0
<Mat> i wanna know to make my own exe files (dont teach me how to make a virus -.-)
<CyberShadow> and I touch the cell to flip the bit
<CyberShadow> that's how I enter the code into the computer
<CyberShadow> and there's a lever on the side which I pull, and it spits out an EXE file
<Muzer> LOL
<Mat> ok its like codes like 100000100010100000000000000000000000000001?
<CyberShadow> yes exactly!
<Mat> these codes are used for hacks too lol
<worMatty> That's so cool
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January 12, 2012
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<KRD> When are the awards happening, MarcOne!
<Enty> whatwards?
<DarkOne> they are being translated!
<KRD> Into all the languages of our Earth?
<DarkOne> and portuguese
#212 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:17:42] <@KRD> I think they call that confidence in one's heterosexuality.
[17:17:53] <@Lex> burly manly bearded muscly pipes man.
[17:17:59] <@KRD> That.
January 26, 2017
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Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
** DataLate`irssi ** has left the channel (Local kill by ChanServ (DataLate`irssi: Flooding)).
Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL
February 25, 2013
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<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
Submitted by: zexorz on July 9, 2014
#808 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:02:49] <Zexorz2> !kill
[23:02:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:02:53] <Zexorz2> O.o
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[23:04:50] <Zexorz2> !ressurrect
[23:04:51] <@LeTotalKiller> Typical him.
[23:04:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) has joined #UC
[23:04:53] <UCVerse> Welcome Zexorz :)
[23:04:56] <Zexorz2> :D
January 26, 2017
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Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
** DataLate`irssi ** has left the channel (Local kill by ChanServ (DataLate`irssi: Flooding)).
Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL
August 2, 2016
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** MOD`spyvsspyfan ** joined the channel.
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Gotta test this ability real quick
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups yet
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs and for everyone else!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups
DarkShadow> TestEntity, TestClan, The Est country, can test
#56 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:30] <TSR-4aM> Are you installing from an image or an actual disc or what
[19:30] <Reg> A disc
[19:30] <Reg> SoldOut
[19:30] <Reg> I bought it in BRISTOL
[19:30] <TSR-4aM> Well there's your problem
[19:30] <Reg> Yah.
March 23, 2014
#792 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* darko has joined #RoH
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<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
June 30, 2015
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** Kyari-chan has joined #AnythingGoes
<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
#202 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Snoots> pffft, you may have inadvertantly contributed to hedgewars TSR :D
[15:36:10] <TokiWartooth> Well seeing as though I've paid money for WA, I've already inadvertently contributed to Hedgewars, Snoots
#136 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
#433 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kiv> cba afr ktl Hello, how are you ?
<@KRD> Can't be arsed assisting fallen rocketeers, knowing their lethargy.
Submitted by: Muzer on July 28, 2013
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<Muzer> !face worMatty
<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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June 14, 2015
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*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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March 12, 2016
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<schaf> !face WTF-8
<OutofOrder> WTF-8, your face is present for the longbow too in WA. [60]
*** schaf aims
<WTF-8> I wonder what was the original sentence
<WTF-8> !face schaf
<OutofOrder> schaf, your face is a weapon. [2459]
<WTF-8> now I know what exactly you aimed a few minutes ago
Submitted by: zexorz on June 23, 2014
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[21:31:43] <MarianRV> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN N
<@Zexorz> !tb MarianRV 2y NYAN ;)
[21:31:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] <@LeTotalKiller> !delban *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:08] * ENOUGH (mibbit@82.137.58.241) has joined #UC
[21:32:09] <@UCVerse> Welcome ENOUGH :)
[21:32:11] <@LeTotalKiller> I win.
[21:32:17] <ENOUGH> you'll pay for this,zex
[21:32:22] * ENOUGH is now known as MarianRV
[21:32:24] <@Zexorz> credit card accepted?
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October 14, 2012
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<lacoste> No offence Nail, but you sound like Komo (no offence Komo). :K
#41 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:54:29] <Josh> sloth
[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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[16:34:54] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
[16:34:55] <Konar6`s> if he comes here to annoy us again, I will throw a brick into his window
[16:35:20] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[16:35:25] <Rioter> please proceed
Submitted by: Rioter on February 1, 2011
#637 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> 17:47:37 <Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<@Lex> 17:47:45 <Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> done.
<Rioter> you lazy bastarde
<@Lex> oh, sorry. "done."
<Rioter> >.>
March 23, 2014
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* darko has joined #RoH
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<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
April 21, 2010
#501 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He'll make you want to kill yourself just to have something to do
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
February 15, 2015
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3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
Submitted by: Rioter
#358 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** ki has joined #Help
[ki] Bonsoir
[Konar6`s] hello
[ki] ep impossible de trouver un joueur francais?
[Konar6`s] English, please
[ki] it s very hard to meet a challenger
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[elghin] ill own you noobs
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[Konar6`s] there you have one
June 1, 2010
#532 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> Hm I played a WA mission for the first time in years
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
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