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Submitted by: Lex on December 20, 2010
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22:46:59 * ChanServ changes topic to '05 A place to get help, or help others'
22:47:00 * enajenado has joined #Help
22:47:04 <Lex> hello.
22:47:10 <Lex> with what do you want help?
22:47:29 <enajenado> really i wanna someone help me
22:47:35 <Lex> what with?
22:48:08 <enajenado> i want play with someone but i cant get in at matchs
22:48:12 <enajenado> what i do
22:48:13 <enajenado> ??
22:48:39 <Lex> what? you can't 'get in at matchs'?
22:48:47 <enajenado> yes
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July 22, 2015
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[20:59] <@Triad> !pong
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !piki
[21:01] <@UCVerse> pikiiiiiiiiii :D
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !Lagnan
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> plz make a funny joke for Lagnan :(
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> Like "Get a f*cking better internet"
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> or something
[21:01] <@UCVerse> Triad's Estimated ping: 97.502s
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> 97 secs
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> ns
[21:01] <@Triad> lol nice timing, right after your request
October 29, 2012
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[19:27:07] <LeTotalKiller> Well, they`ll know if they can endure Sandy when she`ll kill them.
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
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Submitted by: Lex on January 8, 2011
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05:53:27 <Marach> there's just so many witty responses to that i don't know what to choose
05:53:46 <BlueMaxima> Pick one. WQDB will appreciate the new quote
05:54:02 <Marach> nah their standards can't be THAT low
05:54:14 <BlueMaxima> They let TSR in on a regular basis
05:54:27 <Marach> point taken
September 15, 2015
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MarianRV: Thx for the gl HHC,now need to find someone who can help me analyse the PC.Also,morning everyone ;D

HHC: I can help you analyse your PC maybe. What colour is it? Does it have a history of alcohol abuse? Was it molested as a child?
July 9, 2016
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[2016-07-09 16.04.26] [Freddy] im fine
[2016-07-09 16.04.44] [sW`Zero] U are fine and press lamp with 3 worms?
[2016-07-09 16.04.53] [sW`Zero] -1 noob
[2016-07-09 16.04.55] [sW`Zero] who next?
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TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is
June 1, 2015
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<Cheese> In the main shopper article, I could also envision a section about weapon drops. There are versions which include powerful weapon drops, while the league schemes (and since that's also ended up being the hb scheme) current HB funner scheme have much more conservative weapon drops
<Cheese> I remember times where you could find bananas and HHCs in crates, nowadays the schemes often just include the basic stuff, making it a bit less entertaining to give it better balance
<WTF-8> *imagines HHC in a crate*
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[23:56] <Splongul> That reminds me
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings
September 9, 2016
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[23:39:00] * Guy (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[23:39:06] <Guy> Yo
[23:39:24] <Guy> Does this game have online multiplayer compatibility?
[23:39:42] * Guy (Username@no.address.for.you) has left forever
October 4, 2010
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[18:41:25] [MikeyDread] SEX DRUGS AND WALL x WALL
January 24, 2010
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<Byte> I also want WA to do the dishes
<Byte> could I have a build for that?
<Deadcode> as long as you don't mind having big holes in your dishes
<Deadcode> from bazooka craters
<Byte> can't you just nuke them?
<Deadcode> ah yes, then they'd be sterile... but not clean
<Deadcode> unless the rising water cleans them ;)
<Deadcode> then they're lost at sea
<Deadcode> I suppose you could napalm 'em!
<DocOne> interesting!
<DocOne> every breakfast you can say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" then!
May 30, 2015
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<WTF-8> LMAO
<WTF-8> /Great Snooper/errorlog.txt 139 MB
<Cheesecake> How does a text file even get that big...
<schafii> by writing a lot of text into it!
<WTF-8> I think I'm supposed to rename it to errorlog.avi
November 13, 2009
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<ronisaurus> u guys know if there will rly be a next update sometime like evar? :P
<ronisaurus> i heard horrors like cyber and deadcode stopped doin it like forever
<KRD> !8 Will there rly be a next update sometime like evar?
<ChanServ> KRD: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<KRD> ChanServ says yes. I see no reason not to trust him.
<ronisaurus> sounds good 2 me
June 26, 2017
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[27.06.2017 00:47:44] Sniper> need 20 mins
[27.06.2017 00:47:50] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> uff :D
[27.06.2017 00:47:54] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> lez see what im doing then ;)
[27.06.2017 00:51:30] Sniper> smoking weed and playing worms off course
[27.06.2017 00:51:41] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> true
October 29, 2015
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*** windows-Vista has joined #Help
<windows-Vista> hello
<WTF-8> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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08:16:35 * Squirminator2k has joined #worms
08:53:31 * Melon has joined #worms
08:55:23 * breeze looking for a clan
08:58:59 * Squirminator2k points in that direction.
08:59:32 * Melon asks what sort of clan? Roping? Normal games? A bit of both?
09:00:22 * Squirminator2k does a merry jig. Because, y'know, he's an Attention Whore.
09:01:06 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large trout.
09:02:40 * Squirminator2k is impervious to trout-slappings. He has evolved.
09:03:08 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large tuna.
09:04:17 * Squirminator2k is downed!
09:04:37 * Melon recieves +35 EXP
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February 22, 2015
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[MIGHTY`taner] dumass
[DarkOne`TdC] if you were trying to spell the french writer, it's dumas
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[21:14:17] [KickassMarc] hey admins! In the wormolympics page my name is KiSSassMarc but my name is KICKASSMARC!!!
January 18, 2010
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<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
Submitted by: Konar6
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<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn
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[06:20:54] <MadHatter> It's me, Hatter
<Mablak> I remember ye
<Old_Bloopbeard> yeah, seems vaguely familiar
<Mablak> Made that alice in wonderland roper of questionable nature
<Mablak> Plus I played wwp like 6+ years ago
<Mablak> No one in OaP anymore ;s
<Old_Bloopbeard> why, they all died of old age?
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2015
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[Cueshark] I saw a flower today with a :< face on it
[Cueshark] so I bought it
Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
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<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
January 26, 2017
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Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
** DataLate`irssi ** has left the channel (Local kill by ChanServ (DataLate`irssi: Flooding)).
Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL
April 15, 2016
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*** Asbest has joined #worms
<Asbest> hi
<Asbest> possible somehow quit from gamesurge and use only #worms?
<Asbest> this gamesurge confuse me
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit windows and use only wa?
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit tus and use only forums?
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit house and use only bed?
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<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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November 23, 2014
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[Zexorz] poor e525
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
September 6, 2015
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[BreastFedWalrus] if i liked fucking guys id definitely fuck one
[BreastFedWalrus] i cant coach myself into it though
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<Enty> Etch never failed on me.
<Enty> neither did Lenny.
<Enty> actually that reminds me, I gotta do an apt-get update.
<Muzer> I'm basing my wii linux distro off Enty
<Muzer> whoops
<Muzer> Etch
<Muzer> lol
<Enty> HAH.
<Enty> perv.
<Old_Bloopbeard> basing it off Enty implies basing it off Etch
<Enty> that's true.
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