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#300 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:07] <Muzer> Anyone know a place that does private SVN/git repos?
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
May 28, 2009
#387 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* CyberShadow coughs
<Enty> SWINEFLU
<Enty> EVERYONE OUT
<Aerolite> rofl
<Enty> PANIC
<CyberShadow> * insert joke about Madagascar here *
<KRD> Way too late for that.
<Konar6> roflmao
Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
#819 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Ada-Wong ** joined the channel.
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
#101 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is
Submitted by: Konar6
#337 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Yeah, uh, not in a million years. WxW is '''not''' a variation of shopper, it's much closely related to roper. It's pretty much Roper raped, killed then raped its dead body once again and slapped on some crates.
CyberZzzZzz is now known as CyberShadow
<Enty> I need to find a less harsh version to say that.
<Plutonic> WxW is the bastard child of Shopper and Roper
Submitted by: GodiTo
#314 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:19:24] [STAxDoubletime] How much do you want to ban f4st from xtc ?
[17:19:38] [sGodiTo] how much do you want to try speaking english?
July 22, 2009
#408 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
January 29, 2013
#722 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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August 25, 2017
#1092 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
July 4, 2013
#745 - Rating 36 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
#357 - Rating 32 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Cueshark> i found that after a long break from rr isn't so bad...you might forget a little about how to rope correctly but you also forget a little about roping incorrectly
#266 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> There's a vicious circle thing going on here.
<KRD> Good Shopper players think WxW is a scheme for retarded Roper wannabes.
<KRD> Good WxW players think they're playing the "pro" version of Shopper.
<KRD> Good Ropers spit on WxW more than they spit on Shopper because at least Shopper is a scheme of its own.
<Mablak> I don't think shopper players go so far as to have human thoughts
<Mablak> They's animals I says
#286 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MoM> Lunch time.
<Wyv> punch rhyme
<KRD> Is that when you punch someone for making a rhyme?
#39 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"
November 8, 2013
#775 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
#98 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:54:35] <PaulPower> !8 Who wants CAKE!?
[01:54:35] <ChanServ>PaulPower: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
Submitted by: GodiTo
#304 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:28:17] [sGodiTo] chess clanner any1?
May 30, 2015
#877 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> LMAO
<WTF-8> /Great Snooper/errorlog.txt 139 MB
<Cheesecake> How does a text file even get that big...
<schafii> by writing a lot of text into it!
<WTF-8> I think I'm supposed to rename it to errorlog.avi
June 21, 2013
#743 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Johnny`> Fucking can't find out on the net where to jack my damn car
<Johnny`> The internet is suppose to know everything
<Pranksta> ask chanserv
<Johnny`> He don't know shit
<Johnny`> !8 do you know shit?
<ChanServ> Johnny`: Yes.
<Johnny`> Sonova
July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
Submitted by: Rioter
#315 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/

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August 1, 2015
#966 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Ultimate Darts Quote:

[00:05:10.02] [cannabisking] already you know the map so always won
#228 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
#340 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[FFie] eek!
[FFie] I'm crashing!
[Rioter`GiT`] Nice to hear
[Rioter`GiT`] Send us a postcard while you're there
August 15, 2015
#975 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MOD`Triad> Can you guys bring some more ppl from somewhere?
<WTF-8> k
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*** ARandomPlayer3 has joined #RopersHeaven
*** ARandomPlayer2 has joined #RopersHeaven
<WTF-8> MOD`Triad, get some
<UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> never expected those ppl in darts tourney :o totally surprising.
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
#512 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
August 4, 2013
#759 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MadMax> Ixe Why my nick is blue???
harpy> beqoust thats u
harpy> why my englisdh is bed
January 17, 2010
#466 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
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