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Submitted by: zexorz on August 12, 2014
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[22:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Balee
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
April 29, 2011
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<KRD> Lex, Lex, Lex!
<KRD> I've found it.
<KRD> It's alt + Q.
<KRD> And it's.
<KRD> Great.
<Omikron> Alt + Q?
<Omikron> What does that do?
<KRD> It rhymes.
November 16, 2013
#778 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<LeTotalKiller> Hah, I'm connected to Limestone.TX.US.GameSurge.net.
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
April 15, 2016
#1031 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** Asbest has joined #worms
<Asbest> hi
<Asbest> possible somehow quit from gamesurge and use only #worms?
<Asbest> this gamesurge confuse me
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit windows and use only wa?
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit tus and use only forums?
<WTF-8> possible somehow quit house and use only bed?
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
#636 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
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[00:28] * nv^us`Fenix has joined #tcb
[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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April 22, 2010
#502 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(Here's one for the Germans)

<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
August 31, 2012
#704 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
#715 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> well at the moment the default at the moment is not really playable
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
#15 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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March 4, 2012
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Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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August 1, 2013
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[Komito] I am very rarely wrong
June 17, 2012
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* DarkOne has joined #worms
<+KRD> Ouch.
<BlueMaxima> MarcOne has landed.
<+DarkOne> on KRD, apparently
<+KRD> Or.
<+KRD> You landed on me.
<BlueMaxima> Pshaw, who cares about him.
<+DarkOne> Are you trying to confuse me, Grgr, or are you confused yourself?
<+KRD> Both?
<+DarkOne> well, the first is not working!
<+KRD> Give it time.
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<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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May 30, 2015
#875 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
••• Player joined: Megacristh
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
September 21, 2010
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[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving
#372 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* mib_4m3smb has joined #worms
<mib_4m3smb> jo guys, what was the link for maps?
<ropa|web> www.google.com/maps
<mib_4m3smb> ok got it
<mib_4m3smb> nerd
* mib_4m3smb has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<ropa|web> :(
<Koen> haha
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014
#800 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.
June 11, 2009
#394 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> <Wyv> or she'll be the first to swing around lightning poi <--- LOLOLOL!
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
#212 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:17:42] <@KRD> I think they call that confidence in one's heterosexuality.
[17:17:53] <@Lex> burly manly bearded muscly pipes man.
[17:17:59] <@KRD> That.
#35 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:03] <snPinkEstranged> there?
[11:14] <sKoen> No, I'm not here
[11:14] <snPinkEstranged> tell me when u are
Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
#754 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
March 21, 2010
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[KRD] Hi
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.
February 2, 2011
#642 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Lex> i totally just cheese-grated my finger while reaching in to get a pot from the cupboard
Submitted by: pizzasheet on July 30, 2014
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[30.07.2014 20:36:41] `PIZZASNo0P> TUS free ?
[20:37:04] Chelsea`p3> only aerial
[20:37:11] `PIZZASNo0P> avoider
[20:37:39] * Chelsea`p3 has quit ( [2.9.2] L3G3ND4RY LUCK3R)
March 4, 2014
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* coste` is now known as GastricReflux
* KRD is now known as IngrownToenail
* DarkOne is now known as Dysdiadochokinesia
<Dysdiadochokinesia> good luck pronouncing!
* OutofOrder is now known as TaeniaSaginata
* Maz is now known as LymphaticFilariasis
* Wyv is now known as HypertrophicCardiomyopathy
* Balee is now known as Lupus
* Lupus was kicked by IngrownToenail (It's never lupus.)
* Dysdiadochokinesia is now known as TakoTsuboCardiomyopathy
<IngrownToenail> Something feels very wrong about typing /invite Lupus into the editbox and pressing enter.
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2009
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* Rioter changes topic to 'Latest version: 3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.wyvsucks.org | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WO: http://wormolympics.com | Current fad: lack of sanity'
* violetblood (ultras@79.114.98.83) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Konar6> lol
<Koen> lol
<ropa> hahaha
<Rioter> approved
* violetblood (ultras@79.114.98.83) has joined #worms
<violetblood> OOPS
<Rioter> no loss
<violetblood> fuck off
<Rioter> no u
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July 9, 2016
#1048 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[2016-07-09 16.04.26] [Freddy] im fine
[2016-07-09 16.04.44] [sW`Zero] U are fine and press lamp with 3 worms?
[2016-07-09 16.04.53] [sW`Zero] -1 noob
[2016-07-09 16.04.55] [sW`Zero] who next?
June 5, 2014
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AndroUser = Piki1802

<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)
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