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November 8, 2013
#775 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
February 15, 2015
#851 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
RandomBot: In-Gabe Time.
RandomBot: Corrected.
`PyroMan: Gabe is love, Gabe is life xd
October 27, 2010
#579 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Deadcode> oh, and make sure the Game ID comes last in the URL, if it doesn't already
<CyberShadow> Why's that?
<Deadcode> the Opera bug of converting commas to periods still wouldn't be addressed by my idea :\
<CyberShadow> Ah, right, that
<CyberShadow> Wait, what does that have to do with that?
<Deadcode> ?Scheme=Pf.Be&GameID=z7j8qswf9 <- connection would be still be allowed, but the blood setting would be ignored, and a desync would occur
<CyberShadow> Ah, of course
<KRD> Only Oprah does that?
<Deadcode> If she's having a period, yeah.
<Deadcode> (actually I don't know if any other browsers do that)
<CyberShadow> lol
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#357 - Rating 33 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Cueshark> i found that after a long break from rr isn't so bad...you might forget a little about how to rope correctly but you also forget a little about roping incorrectly
November 9, 2015
#1001 - Rating 50 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** ninjako ** joined the channel.
LeTotalKiller> (StepS, get ready.)
ninjako> Pls heklp me i can't see my mouse
ninjako> pls help me
ninjako> i can't see my mouse
StepS> Please update your game.
LeTotalKiller> Lol.
ninjako> thx
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LeTotalKiller> Well is it just in WA?
LeTotalKiller> Ah.
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September 21, 2010
#572 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving
#257 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on June 12, 2013
#742 - Rating 43 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
#1 piki1802™: Auto cucumber sorry
#1 piki1802™: Correct*
#45 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:47:35] <Dashade> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
#14 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
July 9, 2017
#1085 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Jonas ** joined the channel.
Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
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CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
#214 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv> in soviet russia, ketchup runs out of you
#183 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mat> hows going the new update? and how do u code .exe files?
<CyberShadow> I have a touchscreen with one million squares, each has a 1 and 0
<Mat> i wanna know to make my own exe files (dont teach me how to make a virus -.-)
<CyberShadow> and I touch the cell to flip the bit
<CyberShadow> that's how I enter the code into the computer
<CyberShadow> and there's a lever on the side which I pull, and it spits out an EXE file
<Muzer> LOL
<Mat> ok its like codes like 100000100010100000000000000000000000000001?
<CyberShadow> yes exactly!
<Mat> these codes are used for hacks too lol
<worMatty> That's so cool
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July 12, 2010
#543 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:31:43.94] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) starts turn
[00:31:48.56] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Low Gravity
[00:31:58.66] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Grenade (5 sec, max bounce)
[00:32:08.78] [OutofOrder-cfc] i've got the most epic...
[00:32:09.74] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:13.66] [OutofOrder-cfc] ... attempt...
[00:32:15.52] [OutofOrder-cfc] ...
[00:32:17.58] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:19.94] ••• Damage dealt: 173 (1 kill) to InTerJecCioNeS (OutofOrder-cfc)
[00:32:19.96] ••• Game Ends - Round Finished
March 20, 2016
#1029 - Rating 9 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2015
#837 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Cueshark] I saw a flower today with a :< face on it
[Cueshark] so I bought it
June 27, 2015
#904 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
1:25:46 PM Diablodoc: Fun fact: "Moltres" is actually anagramable to "molestr"
1:33:54 PM schaF: fun fact: diablodoc is actually anagramable to acid blood
1:34:04 PM Diablodoc: I knows :D
August 25, 2017
#1092 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
May 30, 2015
#876 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Ryan joined the channel
Ryan> U STUPID FUCK
Ryan hosted a passworded game (Ryan)
November 22, 2015
#1004 - Rating 19 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
03:35:14 xmaz: has left WormNet (Hosting a game: 4vs4).
December 18, 2013
#783 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
WebSnoop: English> Why can't I see the flags?
WebSnoop: Zexorz> refresh page :P
WebSnoop: English> Refresh the page*
WebSnoop: Zexorz> don't correct me pls :<
WebSnoop: English> Don't correct me please*
WebSnoop: Zexorz> fuck u English :<
WebSnoop: English> you*
WebSnoop: Zexorz> ok...
July 9, 2016
#1048 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[2016-07-09 16.04.26] [Freddy] im fine
[2016-07-09 16.04.44] [sW`Zero] U are fine and press lamp with 3 worms?
[2016-07-09 16.04.53] [sW`Zero] -1 noob
[2016-07-09 16.04.55] [sW`Zero] who next?
Submitted by: Turko on January 29, 2011
#626 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Capo> Who is the best JEDI?
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4
November 2, 2013
#772 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> !face Zexorz
<04@OutofOrder> Zexorz, your face is doing 2 things at once. [2241]
<LeTotalKiller> Programming UC website and playtesting Aberial? :)
December 5, 2015
#1008 - Rating 14 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
Submitted by: Stepanesss on April 16, 2011
#661 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Trox> My mom stealed my RAMs, because I must study for the scholl -.- help
#6 - Rating 50 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
Submitted by: Csongi on September 19, 2010
#570 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:55:39] [xxx] haw to do new game
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
August 28, 2015
#980 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
15:51:47 Sensei: tfl any1?
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
#257 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
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