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November 4, 2013
#773 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Ok, the first time i said "I will change bitchs" if was a fail in the center of the machine. Now i fixed it, and Pastorcito is working good "GOOD OIFGANFIOAS GOOD IM GOOD YE GOOD :Da,fpasf :D.

Bugs fixed from Pastorcito 2.0 to Pastorcito 3.0:

- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He doesn't quit (94,8%)
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- Use leter "d" for rope
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He tries to be friendly and not hateable
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February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
#1015 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
May 27, 2010
#520 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
#309 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Flamiex> [08:34:51] FB was so good that when I made a really fresh install on it
<Flamiex> [08:35:00] the account ropa
<Flamiex> [08:35:03] right after registering
<Flamiex> [08:35:04] was banned
<Flamiex> [08:35:06] lol
<ropa|web> [08:35:07] LOL
<Flamiex> [08:35:10] yeah
<Flamiex> [08:35:14] was quite funny
<ropa|web> [08:35:30] I'm part of the code o/
<Flamiex> [08:35:33] yeah lol
<Flamiex> [08:36:04] if(ropa or proxy forwarded to ropa or name remotely similar to ropa)
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June 14, 2015
#889 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] what is the difference between FC Chelsea nad a cup of tea?
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] a cup of tea HAS A CUP
Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
#819 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Ada-Wong ** joined the channel.
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
#825 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
February 18, 2016
#1023 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
February 13, 2010
#480 - Rating 27 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> I don't like averaging.
<OutofOrder> i didn't mean average!
<OutofOrder> i meant rounding!
<KRD> Same difference!
<OutofOrder> no it's not!
<OutofOrder> i'd rather have the average girl instead of the round one
#228 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
#209 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[05:54:55] * Auto 1 - 0 Mosquito
[05:55:10] <Auto> well. no
[05:55:14] * Auto 1 - 4 Mosquito
[05:55:26] <Auto> since i got bit
[05:56:01] <Mablak> ;[
November 4, 2010
#585 - Rating 19 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<sX'Impossible'kF> All say rules...
<Sarlor> rules
<Jimm23> rules
<Chipse> rules
<sX'Impossible'kF> Hm..
February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2009
#388 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Rioter changes topic to 'Latest version: 3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.wyvsucks.org | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WO: http://wormolympics.com | Current fad: lack of sanity'
* violetblood (ultras@79.114.98.83) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Konar6> lol
<Koen> lol
<ropa> hahaha
<Rioter> approved
* violetblood (ultras@79.114.98.83) has joined #worms
<violetblood> OOPS
<Rioter> no loss
<violetblood> fuck off
<Rioter> no u
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#238 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Etch never failed on me.
<Enty> neither did Lenny.
<Enty> actually that reminds me, I gotta do an apt-get update.
<Muzer> I'm basing my wii linux distro off Enty
<Muzer> whoops
<Muzer> Etch
<Muzer> lol
<Enty> HAH.
<Enty> perv.
<Old_Bloopbeard> basing it off Enty implies basing it off Etch
<Enty> that's true.
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June 22, 2011
#673 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<hurem`dC> sry tdc lol, wanted to unignore vultoz and pressed alt f4 accidently :|
October 22, 2015
#993 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** Nich has joined #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
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June 30, 2009
#401 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv|work> couscous is just like pasta cut into tiny pieces
July 9, 2016
#1048 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[2016-07-09 16.04.26] [Freddy] im fine
[2016-07-09 16.04.44] [sW`Zero] U are fine and press lamp with 3 worms?
[2016-07-09 16.04.53] [sW`Zero] -1 noob
[2016-07-09 16.04.55] [sW`Zero] who next?
#104 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DJ_Canada> lol I've been wanting to comment on WMDB forever now, but it won't let me, but turns yout you said what I was going too =P
<Bloopy> you know what the colour of snow is, right?
<DJ_Canada> no....
<Bloopy> that's the question on WMDB which you have to answer if you want your comment to go through :P
<DJ_Canada> lol
<DJ_Canada> I thought it was to change background color
<Bloopy> if you can't figure that out, it's no surprise you can't host in WA :D maybe your router is idiot-proof
<DJ_Canada> so whats the color of snow anyways? blue? =)
December 27, 2010
#606 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:25:34] [sGodP`nlF] { if mod=CesarVastuk then pairings=true { 10 mins at least} mod,x,pairings=char; }
#19 - Rating 36 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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June 14, 2010
#541 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on August 31, 2013
#766 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@KRD> !face HHC
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
July 24, 2016
#1051 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** exterminador ** joined the channel.
** Corujao ** joined the channel.
Corujao> !host normal
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Intermediate for Corujao).
** Corujao ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trick race
exterminador> !host trick rope
exterminador> !host race trick
exterminador> !host rope trick
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June 14, 2015
#888 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
#1015 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
#13 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<icp101982> Ok guys heres my problem Ok idownloaded WA ok. well Like when I play liek the missions or whutever, well at the beg. of the mission or the training, the spawn me over water and i lose, and sometimes it will be ok for the 1 nade training then i will go to the shotgun stage it wotn chaneg the background just the nade one then i fall in water,,, Its weird can anyone help? If not I feel ya .. But please help I love WORMS...
<Run> hey guyz i shot myself in the foot and now im bleeding what do i do guyzzzzzzzzzz
#224 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<madewokherd> I guess I'm setting it up on real windows :(
<Enty> gn
<madewokherd> if only I had some kind of remote machine I could run it on..
* Enty is now known as Enty\zzzz
<madewokherd> wait a second
* madewokherd gets out his poorly-cooled 700 MHz laptop
<Wyv> oh no you wouldn't!
<KRD> Don't. Do. It.
<KRD> D:
<Enty\zzzz> KRD has experience.
<Enty\zzzz> ;o
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