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November 15, 2009
#448 - Rating 30 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Quote from TdC forum : Spaazi wrote : The reason for my comeback after 4 years of break is that... I was too drunk one night and I bought the game on ebay!I didn't remember it untill the package arrived 4 days ago! Sometimes beer suprises you.
#152 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:25] <Entywork> geez, $9.95 is just so cheap
[17:27] <Wyv|work> your mom is cheap!
[17:27] <Entywork> so's your face!
[17:27] <Entywork> and your mom.
[17:28] <wormf00d> but ur mom's face when she caught u masturbating... priceless
Submitted by: zexorz on July 9, 2014
#808 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:02:49] <Zexorz2> !kill
[23:02:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:02:53] <Zexorz2> O.o
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[23:04:50] <Zexorz2> !ressurrect
[23:04:51] <@LeTotalKiller> Typical him.
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[23:04:53] <UCVerse> Welcome Zexorz :)
[23:04:56] <Zexorz2> :D
February 13, 2013
#724 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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March 20, 2016
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<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
#42 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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November 28, 2014
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<Omikron> I shook my keyboard upside down and some cheese came out...
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
July 1, 2009
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<Rioter> wqdb is fixed
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
Submitted by: Rioter
#358 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** ki has joined #Help
[ki] Bonsoir
[Konar6`s] hello
[ki] ep impossible de trouver un joueur francais?
[Konar6`s] English, please
[ki] it s very hard to meet a challenger
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[elghin] ill own you noobs
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[Konar6`s] there you have one
Submitted by: Stepanesss on February 25, 2011
#649 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> i need some rape
<StepS> maybe Raper or WxW?
<lookias> maybe later, i have to go shopping soon
<StepS> ok, pod or fly?
February 13, 2013
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<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014
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<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.
#167 - Rating 63 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
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NWbusish: i prove only that awesomnes exists
Pingu-WAATIH: If you are awesomeness
Auto`: by being an exception to it?
Pingu-WAATIH: I sincerely hope I suck
#328 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
March 15, 2016
#1027 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** sW`ll ** joined the channel.
El-Mencho> be careful that sw ll retard play with cheats
El-Mencho> IS A TOTAL NOOB
sW`ll> !host shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Shopper for sW`ll).
** sW`ll ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
El-Mencho> sW`ll = TOTAL NOOB CHEATING
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WTF-8`GS2> What cheats?
El-Mencho> stupid losers with those hotkeys for rope, super noob
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<Snoots> pffft, you may have inadvertantly contributed to hedgewars TSR :D
[15:36:10] <TokiWartooth> Well seeing as though I've paid money for WA, I've already inadvertently contributed to Hedgewars, Snoots
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
#794 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
piki1802™: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
#178 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NW> but I do think the whole of humanity including me is a compost heap
<NW> its just that I'm the part of poop that is most top wise and has access to the greenest of flies :D
<NW> to get into the methapor more deepily...
<NW> too deepily...
<NW> over deepily...
<NW> I might consider me a shape of excrement lying on top lightened by the sunlight - but it is the poop in the very middle that is most powerful
<NW> the center ones stay the most moist
<NW> the most fresh
<NW> and they shall make the plants grow more than me
<NW> but screw that - i have sunlight :D
<NW> screw the damn plants
April 10, 2013
#734 - Rating 49 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[MIGHTY`taner] I CAME FROM THE SKY
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
January 26, 2017
#1069 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
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Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL
September 21, 2010
#572 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving
May 20, 2009
#383 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
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<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
#133 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
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Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
#712 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
#228 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
#214 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv> in soviet russia, ketchup runs out of you
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<CyberShadow> Lex: you suck
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok
#164 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
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[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.
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