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November 9, 2015
#1000 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak...
Mirak> what
WebSnoop: sow> don't be a noob
Mirak> fuck you
WebSnoop: sow> that scheme is crap
Mirak> fu ck you
WebSnoop: sow> go play full noobage alone
Mirak> your a noob you ass hole
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May 26, 2016
#1040 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
June 1, 2010
#531 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Wyv|work changes topic to 'Latest version: v3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.worms2d.info | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WSC: http://wsc.wmdb.org/ | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WSE: http://nanacide.com/worstshotever | Mumble: http://worms2d.info/Mumble | My spoon is too big.'
* DarkOne has joined #worms
<DarkOne> Ridiculous topic
<DarkOne> one's spoon can never be too big
<DarkOne> Wyv, by what standard do you measure spoon size?
<Ray`> I measure it by how much icecream can one hold.
<DarkOne> Quite an interesting idea!
<DarkOne> but can there be enough ice cream?
<DarkOne> or (perish the thought!) too much?
<KRD> There definitely can be too much ice cream.
<KRD> Unless you portion it.
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Submitted by: Lex on December 16, 2010
#599 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
21:34:14 <Lex> Rambo: get off the crack.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.
July 18, 2015
#938 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
1:20:02 PM Mega`Adnan: nah, not today :c
1:20:07 PM MarianRV: btw,who's X-Force?
1:20:09 PM spleenMOD: adnan you had 2 worms left me 1
1:20:10 PM Mega`Adnan: played 3 tours today
1:20:13 PM spleenMOD: and you were ahead
1:20:14 PM Godmax: x-force is a man
1:20:21 PM `X-Force`: or two
1:20:22 PM Mega`Adnan: cman lets do it
1:20:27 PM spleenMOD: alright fine
1:20:27 PM Mega`Adnan: :D
August 3, 2013
#758 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
#754 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
Submitted by: Kaleu on June 3, 2012
#693 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
fr4nks> Im playing a shopper with easy`s mother
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot
#293 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<AlMightyBob> i forgot how good the monkees were
<Mablak> They were a total corporate manufactured band
<Mablak> But I guess it's cool to like them ironically
<AlMightyBob> i like the music, don't really care how it originated
<Mablak> What if someone could only produce great music by slaughtering families of eskimos
<Mablak> Would the music still be good?!
<AlMightyBob> well obviously in an extreme situation like that sure i might care
<AlMightyBob> but im also extremely curious how you would manufacture music in that manner
<Bloopy> Mablak: you're ahead of your time, I suggest you start making this music immediately
<Mablak> Yes... 'start' making it
June 3, 2010
#534 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
#60 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat
Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
#1015 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
Submitted by: zexorz on August 20, 2014
#817 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:27:30] * MODxZexorz is now known as Zexorz2
[23:27:31] <@Piki1802> !pwn MODxZexorz Saying StepS is forbidden for you now.
[23:27:39] * Zexorz2 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:40] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexorz2 ditoo
[23:27:42] <@StepS> LOL
[23:27:43] * Zexorz22 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:44] <@Zexorz22> xD
[23:27:54] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexodz22 dittoo
[23:27:58] <@Piki1802> ...
[23:27:59] <@Zexorz22> xDDD
[23:27:59] <@StepS> LOL
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
#825 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
March 31, 2018
#1104 - Rating 28 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
July 4, 2009
#405 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
September 18, 2017
#1094 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
xSniperx: wormnet is deader than your sexlife senz
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.

June 27, 2015
#904 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
1:25:46 PM Diablodoc: Fun fact: "Moltres" is actually anagramable to "molestr"
1:33:54 PM schaF: fun fact: diablodoc is actually anagramable to acid blood
1:34:04 PM Diablodoc: I knows :D
December 2, 2009
#450 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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June 3, 2016
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[BConlyllsusuii] ok ima bring back the old term "prac" screw "warmer
[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016
#1066 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
February 13, 2010
#480 - Rating 27 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> I don't like averaging.
<OutofOrder> i didn't mean average!
<OutofOrder> i meant rounding!
<KRD> Same difference!
<OutofOrder> no it's not!
<OutofOrder> i'd rather have the average girl instead of the round one
Submitted by: Rioter
#315 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/

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#153 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[22:33] <Manos> what tourney is here
[22:33] <DarkOne> http://wormolympics.com Team17
[22:34] <Manos> shoppa or rope race ???
June 28, 2015
#909 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** rodrigo has joined #Help
<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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June 3, 2016
#1042 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[BConlyllsusuii] ok ima bring back the old term "prac" screw "warmer
[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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June 14, 2015
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[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] what is the difference between FC Chelsea nad a cup of tea?
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] a cup of tea HAS A CUP
#255 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MOD`FFie> 6! that's almost 32 :)
June 22, 2011
#673 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<hurem`dC> sry tdc lol, wanted to unignore vultoz and pressed alt f4 accidently :|
June 6, 2014
#802 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Alice has joined #Help
<Alice> What am I doing here ?
<StepS> hi
<StepS> Dunno
<StepS> What do you mean?
<Alice> Idk I'm lost
<StepS> oh
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<StepS> Alice in the Wonderland
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