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Submitted by: Csongi on September 19, 2010
#570 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:55:39] [xxx] haw to do new game
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
July 31, 2013
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* Sike (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
<Sike> hi
<Sike> DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN I PLAY WITH A FRIEND VIA INTERNET?
* Sike (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<Paperfold`Hex> YES
<Paperfold`Hex> I DO ACTUALLY
<Paperfold`Hex> ISN'T THAT AMAZING
Submitted by: Rioter on June 6, 2010
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<Rioter> no wait
<Rioter> ignore me
<Balee> * Added *!*Rioter@92.0.20.34 to ignore list
<Rioter> ...
<Balee> :D
Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009
#437 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
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** Ada-Wong ** joined the channel.
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2015
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[Cueshark] I saw a flower today with a :< face on it
[Cueshark] so I bought it
Submitted by: GodiTo
#299 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:49:36] [to0`f4st] u kant laugh at da legend
[16:49:44] [Doubletime] Legend ? were ?
[16:49:47] [to0`f4st] nt english
July 28, 2010
#546 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> Well shit happens.
<Rioter> speaking of shit brb
<CMV> XD
<Prafkster> haha :D
Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
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[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
July 22, 2015
#961 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:59] <@Triad> !pong
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !piki
[21:01] <@UCVerse> pikiiiiiiiiii :D
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !Lagnan
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> plz make a funny joke for Lagnan :(
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> Like "Get a f*cking better internet"
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> or something
[21:01] <@UCVerse> Triad's Estimated ping: 97.502s
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> 97 secs
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> ns
[21:01] <@Triad> lol nice timing, right after your request
Submitted by: zexorz on July 9, 2014
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[23:02:49] <Zexorz2> !kill
[23:02:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:02:53] <Zexorz2> O.o
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[23:04:50] <Zexorz2> !ressurrect
[23:04:51] <@LeTotalKiller> Typical him.
[23:04:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) has joined #UC
[23:04:53] <UCVerse> Welcome Zexorz :)
[23:04:56] <Zexorz2> :D
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
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<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
January 5, 2013
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<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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August 25, 2017
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<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
February 13, 2013
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<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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#278 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Az01> my pc is making this godawful noise
<Az01> as a warning that it's overheating
<Az01> its monotonous
<Az01> and loud
<Az01> i should turn the warning noise off
<Az01> YEAH!
<Az01> and just let it burn
#8 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:19:25] <Enty2>
[11:19:44] <NW> i dont yo second class nicks pfft
[11:41:30] <Enty2> fu.
[11:42:40] <NW> nou
[11:42:55] <Enty2> NO U
[11:43:08] <NW> NO UR DOG
[11:43:28] <Enty2> NO UR CAT
[11:43:41] <NW> NO UR MALL CASHIER
[11:43:57] <Enty2> NO UR BOSS
[11:44:08] <NW> indeed fuck him
[11:44:13] <Enty2> touch?
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January 24, 2011
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[LEx] Thankye.
[Mablak] Extra ye points

(During one of the early style contests.)
February 2, 2011
#642 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Lex> i totally just cheese-grated my finger while reaching in to get a pot from the cupboard
May 9, 2015
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[21:16:01] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !roll2
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
May 26, 2016
#1040 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
May 30, 2015
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<WTF-8> LMAO
<WTF-8> /Great Snooper/errorlog.txt 139 MB
<Cheesecake> How does a text file even get that big...
<schafii> by writing a lot of text into it!
<WTF-8> I think I'm supposed to rename it to errorlog.avi
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<icp101982> Ok guys heres my problem Ok idownloaded WA ok. well Like when I play liek the missions or whutever, well at the beg. of the mission or the training, the spawn me over water and i lose, and sometimes it will be ok for the 1 nade training then i will go to the shotgun stage it wotn chaneg the background just the nade one then i fall in water,,, Its weird can anyone help? If not I feel ya .. But please help I love WORMS...
<Run> hey guyz i shot myself in the foot and now im bleeding what do i do guyzzzzzzzzzz
#163 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:11] <DarkOne> how about a !!uno drop before going absent, Rioter?
[00:11] * worMatty is now known as Rioter
[00:12] <Rioter> !!uno drop
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter gives up this game of UNO!
[00:12] * Rioter is now known as worMatty
[00:12] <worMatty> Tada
[00:12] <DarkOne> ca
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter|Nothere: 2, DarkOne: 3, MoM: 7
May 27, 2010
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[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
January 10, 2011
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<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
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<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
July 18, 2015
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1:18:16 PM MarianRV: afaik
1:18:35 PM Godmax: 15 min before till 15 after = 30 min and its done
1:18:39 PM Mega`Adnan: af.(ae).k= afaik
1:18:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: !yn wqdb?
1:18:43 PM RandomBot: No... But yes.
August 19, 2009
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[23:18:03] <KRD> Google ads just managed to offer me something I'm actually interested in for the first time after all these years.
[23:18:21] <KRD> RACE DUCKS
[23:18:21] <KRD> Professional Rubber Ducks Producer - Different designs available.
[23:18:21] <KRD> www.leewing.com.hk
[23:19:35] <Balee_MOD> What page were you looking at, lol?
[23:20:19] <KRD> My Gmail outbox. D:
[23:20:25] <Balee_MOD> Löl.
September 8, 2010
#565 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Someone: hey, Kilo, I think I met a fake NNNxBytor!
Kilobyte: how do you know it was fake?
Someone: he insulted me, called me noob
Kilobyte: then he was the real Bytor
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