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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on March 9, 2015
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<@Piki1802> homo tried to teach me notching
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
October 16, 2014
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< Pizzasheet > to be old school you must first come back after not playing for 10 years , then say wtf about roper being 15sec. Then rattle of a list of names you remember but that knowone else does
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !

just from what ive learnt.
Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010
#475 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
#392 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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July 15, 2016
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11:57:58 berszinG: Where can i find Aqua ship?
11:58:05 berszinG: sheep
11:58:14 StepS: hi berszinG
11:58:49 StepS: There's no Aqua Ship in the current version of Worms Armageddon. However, Russobit-M Release 1.0 did include an Aqua Ship. It can be found on the CD.
11:59:13 StepS: Rumors said that Aqua Ships had the ability to sail.
November 8, 2013
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HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
#291 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
March 4, 2014
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* coste` is now known as GastricReflux
* KRD is now known as IngrownToenail
* DarkOne is now known as Dysdiadochokinesia
<Dysdiadochokinesia> good luck pronouncing!
* OutofOrder is now known as TaeniaSaginata
* Maz is now known as LymphaticFilariasis
* Wyv is now known as HypertrophicCardiomyopathy
* Balee is now known as Lupus
* Lupus was kicked by IngrownToenail (It's never lupus.)
* Dysdiadochokinesia is now known as TakoTsuboCardiomyopathy
<IngrownToenail> Something feels very wrong about typing /invite Lupus into the editbox and pressing enter.
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
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** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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[05:54:55] * Auto 1 - 0 Mosquito
[05:55:10] <Auto> well. no
[05:55:14] * Auto 1 - 4 Mosquito
[05:55:26] <Auto> since i got bit
[05:56:01] <Mablak> ;[
January 17, 2010
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<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on March 9, 2015
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<@Piki1802> homo tried to teach me notching
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
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<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
#114 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
#332 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<InvoluntaryLuge> Big gigantic meh
<Wyv> meh
<KRD> !big Meh.
<Enty> mehity meh
<KRD> Where's Rioter's bot the one time it's needed...
Submitted by: Bloopy on October 14, 2010
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<Pio> this is what win 7 event log looks like http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/Decider322/Photo-0057.jpg
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<Wyv> TSR SUCKS
<BillyBitchcakes> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv> fair point
<BillyBitchcakes> I concur
September 14, 2010
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NNNxKilobyte: remember, even a dead clock is accurate twice a day!
NNNxBytor: maybe, but you are a digital clock....
Submitted by: zexorz on June 23, 2014
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[21:31:43] <MarianRV> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN N
<@Zexorz> !tb MarianRV 2y NYAN ;)
[21:31:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] <@LeTotalKiller> !delban *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:08] * ENOUGH (mibbit@82.137.58.241) has joined #UC
[21:32:09] <@UCVerse> Welcome ENOUGH :)
[21:32:11] <@LeTotalKiller> I win.
[21:32:17] <ENOUGH> you'll pay for this,zex
[21:32:22] * ENOUGH is now known as MarianRV
[21:32:24] <@Zexorz> credit card accepted?
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<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
Submitted by: Stepanesss on April 16, 2011
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Trox> My mom stealed my RAMs, because I must study for the scholl -.- help
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014
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<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.
March 4, 2012
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Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
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<Rioter> well at the moment the default at the moment is not really playable
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
#39 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"
February 16, 2013
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[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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January 15, 2011
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kilobyte: he used to be a normal pro player and now he plays shoppa only? Thats what I call burn out :D
January 18, 2010
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<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
September 17, 2010
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<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
Submitted by: Konar6
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<Enty> Yeah, uh, not in a million years. WxW is '''not''' a variation of shopper, it's much closely related to roper. It's pretty much Roper raped, killed then raped its dead body once again and slapped on some crates.
CyberZzzZzz is now known as CyberShadow
<Enty> I need to find a less harsh version to say that.
<Plutonic> WxW is the bastard child of Shopper and Roper
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