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December 25, 2013
#784 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[PeJ`AeF] yesterday i came from toilet during t17 turn
[PeJ`AeF] saw i have turn last seconbds
[PeJ`AeF] with toiletpaper in hand
[PeJ`AeF] started to walk and it was wrong directiona nd i plopped
September 13, 2016
#1058 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Diblo> StepS I'm still salty about how I barely lost to you that one time long ago with that minigun
<Diblo> I'll have you know my salt levels are over 120%
<StepS> i don't rememeber playng with you
<Diblo> ..
<StepS> oh
<StepS> actually yes
<StepS> but i dont remember that moment
<Diblo> Basically I had a minigun in a tight tunnel
<Diblo> I was trying to drill down and hit you or something, but I was a pixel off in aiming, and botched my turn, and that was the one move that decided who won
<Diblo> :|
<StepS> k
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November 20, 2010
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[00:23:35] <Balee> But!
[00:23:38] <KRD> No buts!
[00:24:02] <Balee> :|
[00:24:03] <Balee> Fine!
[00:24:12] <KRD> Off you go now. :D
[00:24:27] * ChanServ has quit IRC (bugfix)
[00:24:30] <KRD> Not you!
[00:24:33] <Balee> Lol.
[00:24:37] <KRD> D'oh.
[00:24:38] * ChanServ has joined #wsc
[00:24:38] * Burstfire.UK.EU.GameSurge.net sets mode: +o ChanServ
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<+CyberShadow> I'm off to bed, hf
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
October 2, 2017
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* Ming-DMC has joined #Help
<Ming-DMC> guys what is this roping stuff i just got caught of guard some player just roped araond me like spider-pig
<Ming-DMC> ?
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October 1, 2012
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[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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July 22, 2010
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lalo-cfc..OutofOrder-cfc: shit my girlfriend logged onto wormnet xd
OutofOrder-cfc..lalo-cfc: onto wormnet!?
lalo-cfc..OutofOrder-cfc: my girlfriend uses snooper to talk to me because she finds it easier there than in msn lol
OutofOrder-cfc..lalo-cfc: LOL
July 6, 2011
#674 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> where is anus
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
* StepS (~StepS@77.232.24.203) has left #worms
<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
#228 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Konar6> ubuntu is some new windows version?
<Konar6> windows ubuntu 7.0
<Rioter> :\
Submitted by: Xrayez on August 4, 2014
#814 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
18:25:16 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: so
18:25:20 MarianRV: i bet i get paired with Adnan :)
18:25:25 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: it started?
18:25:28 MarianRV: not yet
18:25:28 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: no
18:25:32 MarianRV: :PP
18:25:34 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: ninjad again
18:25:35 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: lol
18:25:36 MarianRV: ninja'd again
18:25:39 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: LOOL
Submitted by: Konar6
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<Enty> Yeah, uh, not in a million years. WxW is '''not''' a variation of shopper, it's much closely related to roper. It's pretty much Roper raped, killed then raped its dead body once again and slapped on some crates.
CyberZzzZzz is now known as CyberShadow
<Enty> I need to find a less harsh version to say that.
<Plutonic> WxW is the bastard child of Shopper and Roper
April 13, 2010
#498 - Rating 33 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
April 1, 2010
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[20:24] <Balee> What's NDA?
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
#14 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
January 26, 2017
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Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
** DataLate`irssi ** has left the channel (Local kill by ChanServ (DataLate`irssi: Flooding)).
Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL
Submitted by: Muzer on September 22, 2010
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<muzer> but no - I haven't even SEEN a bungee race before, literally
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
#240 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv> TSR SUCKS
<BillyBitchcakes> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv> fair point
<BillyBitchcakes> I concur
Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
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<Rioter> well at the moment the default at the moment is not really playable
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2015
#837 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Cueshark] I saw a flower today with a :< face on it
[Cueshark] so I bought it
July 31, 2015
#965 - Rating 23 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
14:07:38 Sensei: i'll fuck your sister if you mention my name again
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
#115 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:46.74] [Wriggler] hf & gl
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished
February 14, 2017
#1071 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Viktor> !host Big Rape Roce
* Viktor has quit (Joined Game)
June 24, 2015
#893 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
``Wormgamer``: PARTY HARD WITH BEERS AND CHICKS?
iSlowpoke`snoop: with bears*
Submitted by: Konar6
#352 - Rating 9 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Konar6] that's what I get for trying 1337 shots
[DarkOnexBeW] yeah, you're only allowed one per turn
May 27, 2010
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[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
#42 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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November 1, 2010
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<CyberShadow> KRD: http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/463
<KRD> Wow.
<KRD> That's extremely weird.
<CyberShadow> lol
<Wyv|work> and probably extremely insider, i don't get anything there
<KRD> I was doing alright the first three panels.
<KRD> Then TSR stepped in.
<CyberShadow> LOL
<Wyv|work> rofl
January 17, 2010
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<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
#432 - Rating 21 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+Rioter> >
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
October 16, 2014
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< Pizzasheet > to be old school you must first come back after not playing for 10 years , then say wtf about roper being 15sec. Then rattle of a list of names you remember but that knowone else does
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !

just from what ive learnt.
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