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<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review
When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<CoCaiNe> omg its too hard
<sGodiTo> what is so hard?
<CoCaiNe> my dick
<sGodiTo> to find?
<sGodiTo> what is so hard?
<CoCaiNe> my dick
<sGodiTo> to find?
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
Submitted by: Balee on August 7, 2009
<Cueshark> I now have :< written on my desk with permanent marker..just in case I forget how to write that smiley
<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
July 4, 2009
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
<CyberShadow> I dreamed today that some idiots came into #Help and stacked a pyramid to reach the Host button
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
May 20, 2009
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
July 30, 2009
<+CyberShadow> oaeuididns
<+CyberShadow> mm, erain of my keys aren' working
<ropar> erain
<ropar> type "tc" if you're not stupid
<ropar> tc
<+CyberShadow> tc
<ropar> :(
<+CyberShadow> (opy-pase)
<ropar> LOL
<+CyberShadow> mm, erain of my keys aren' working
<ropar> erain
<ropar> type "tc" if you're not stupid
<ropar> tc
<+CyberShadow> tc
<ropar> :(
<+CyberShadow> (opy-pase)
<ropar> LOL
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
Submitted by: GodiTo
[12:02:28] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] "i want to play" "me is pro" = ugly attemp at pretending not to know english. Even someone who just started studying english knows the difference between "I" and "me".
[12:02:58] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] in fact that is the very first thing they teach you: "hi, my name is Dario, I am from argentina, I am 23 years old".
[12:03:12] [pr] *Argentina
[12:03:13] [pr] XD
[12:03:17] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] ye, die caps
[12:02:58] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] in fact that is the very first thing they teach you: "hi, my name is Dario, I am from argentina, I am 23 years old".
[12:03:12] [pr] *Argentina
[12:03:13] [pr] XD
[12:03:17] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] ye, die caps
Submitted by: Enty
[20:05:00] <IAmARobotBeepBeep> WQDB is only good for one purpose: remembering what the hell nicks I've used in here in the past
December 2, 2009
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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July 22, 2009
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
November 2, 2009
[23:23:46] <FFie> egyéni beállÃtások?
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
<Bloopywork> rofl, got a message on phone at work, guy said "I made a big BLOOP"
<doben> was your father, eh? xD
<doben> was your father, eh? xD
[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
<CyberShadow> do you guys know I have a silkworm seed pillow? it is awesome
KRD> Cheater.
<CyberShadow> :D
KRD> Cheater.
<CyberShadow> :D
[01:03] <orbik`s> the problem is, that a single spanish produces as much textual bullshit per second as 10 other europeans
April 1, 2010
[20:24] <Balee> What's NDA?
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
June 1, 2010
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong