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#182 - Rating 86 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> I dreamed today that some idiots came into #Help and stacked a pyramid to reach the Host button
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
November 4, 2010
#585 - Rating 69 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<sX'Impossible'kF> All say rules...
<Sarlor> rules
<Jimm23> rules
<Chipse> rules
<sX'Impossible'kF> Hm..
#167 - Rating 63 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
#6 - Rating 52 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
Submitted by: Rioter on February 8, 2010
#478 - Rating 52 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<pisto> news about the next update?
<Rioter> same as last year
<pisto> lol
April 10, 2013
#734 - Rating 49 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[MIGHTY`taner] I CAME FROM THE SKY
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
November 9, 2015
#1001 - Rating 48 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** ninjako ** joined the channel.
LeTotalKiller> (StepS, get ready.)
ninjako> Pls heklp me i can't see my mouse
ninjako> pls help me
ninjako> i can't see my mouse
StepS> Please update your game.
LeTotalKiller> Lol.
ninjako> thx
** ninjako ** has left the channel.
LeTotalKiller> Well is it just in WA?
LeTotalKiller> Ah.
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March 18, 2010
#490 - Rating 46 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
January 11, 2013
#720 - Rating 45 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on June 12, 2013
#742 - Rating 45 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
#1 piki1802™: Auto cucumber sorry
#1 piki1802™: Correct*
June 18, 2014
#806 - Rating 42 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<taner> http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-669/msg201051/?topicseen#new
<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
* ChanServ sets modes [#worms +b *!*taner@*.bg]
* ChanServ has kicked taner from #worms ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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September 11, 2009
#435 - Rating 41 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[10:34] <Lex> Quickdraw, if nobody's around, it's best to ask your question and someone may eventually respond with your name like i'm doing now. if you have sound highlights enabled, you will hear a handy sound which will alert you to the response.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
June 1, 2010
#530 - Rating 41 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
November 5, 2013
#774 - Rating 41 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> here's the proper link: http://worms2d.info/WormNAT2
<StepS> download the archive, extract it to the W:A's installation directory
<martini> thanks
<StepS> then open Settings -> Advanced settings
<martini> bye bye :P
<StepS> and enable
* martini (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<StepS> WAIT
<StepS> FUDPOFJ:DSFJ
Submitted by: zexorz on August 12, 2014
#816 - Rating 41 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[22:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Balee
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
June 27, 2015
#900 - Rating 40 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
11:49:35 AM StepS: there are several possibilities
11:49:43 AM StepS: the first possibility is that you're breaking rules and getting kicked
11:49:56 AM StepS: the second possibility is that there's certain network instability
11:49:57 AM ProMateusz: how break rules?
#19 - Rating 37 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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#281 - Rating 37 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(19:03:12) [CyberShadow] iNviSible2: do you really think you need to spam offline events like that?
(19:41:56) [iNviSible2] does it hurt you? i put a lot of work in this map and this offline event and i want as much ppl to participate as possible. whats the problem?
(19:42:41) [CyberShadow] some people may find repeated messages annoying
(19:43:27) [CyberShadow] what if every single event (tourney/ladder/offline competition/etc.) would advertise in #AG every few minutes?
(19:46:38) [iNviSible2] there are hardly any events... worms is very old... /// anoying? what are they (you?) doing? watching the join/part/... chat or are they playing games? i think they re playing. sorry but is definetly DOESNT MATTER! i dont get your point
(19:47:32) [CyberShadow] people are actually sometimes talking in the channel... being interrupted by constant advertising of an event they're not interested in sounds pretty annoying to me
(19:50:34) [iNviSible2] constant? i dont even use a bot. just leave it. and thank you very much for your nice words i actually know a lot of peole who like the idea. when du you make your next map? when do you do something big for the wnet community?
December 2, 2009
#450 - Rating 37 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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August 19, 2010
#556 - Rating 37 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<sDevilage> whoever invented this scheme was a fag with no life
<sDevilage> laugh my fucking ass off
* sDevilage (Username@no.address.for.you) Quit (ProSnooper 2.0.0 build 201)
<DarkOne> so in other words, Devilage lost?
<warg-snp> yes
#120 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review

When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.

Little did I know of the horror to come.

In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.

But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:

http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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#235 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
#260 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
Submitted by: Rioter
#315 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/

(5 minutes later)

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Submitted by: Balee on August 7, 2009
#421 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Cueshark> I now have :< written on my desk with permanent marker..just in case I forget how to write that smiley
#277 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
April 13, 2010
#498 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
July 4, 2013
#745 - Rating 34 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
Submitted by: GodiTo
#319 - Rating 33 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[12:02:28] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] "i want to play" "me is pro" = ugly attemp at pretending not to know english. Even someone who just started studying english knows the difference between "I" and "me".
[12:02:58] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] in fact that is the very first thing they teach you: "hi, my name is Dario, I am from argentina, I am 23 years old".
[12:03:12] [pr] *Argentina
[12:03:13] [pr] XD
[12:03:17] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] ye, die caps
#357 - Rating 31 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Cueshark> i found that after a long break from rr isn't so bad...you might forget a little about how to rope correctly but you also forget a little about roping incorrectly
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