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July 13, 2014
#809 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CashD> i want wormnet with tanks
<CashD> ranks
February 18, 2016
#1023 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
September 8, 2010
#565 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Someone: hey, Kilo, I think I met a fake NNNxBytor!
Kilobyte: how do you know it was fake?
Someone: he insulted me, called me noob
Kilobyte: then he was the real Bytor
January 29, 2013
#722 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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August 28, 2015
#980 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
15:51:47 Sensei: tfl any1?
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
November 9, 2015
#1000 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak...
Mirak> what
WebSnoop: sow> don't be a noob
Mirak> fuck you
WebSnoop: sow> that scheme is crap
Mirak> fu ck you
WebSnoop: sow> go play full noobage alone
Mirak> your a noob you ass hole
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#15 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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#133 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:47] * W4rrior has quit IRC (Quit)
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Submitted by: GodiTo
#304 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:28:17] [sGodiTo] chess clanner any1?
Submitted by: Lex on February 9, 2011
#643 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* aslan007 has joined #Help
<aslan007> I NEED HELP
<aslan007> HOW TO OPEN THE CHAT THINGIE?
<aslan007> HUH
<Lex> press pagedown
<Lex> it says so at the beginning of the game
<aslan007> IT DOSNT WORK
<aslan007> !
<Lex> !chat
<Help> To open the chat panel during the game, press Page Down.
<Lex> then fix your keyboard
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Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
#636 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
June 21, 2011
#672 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ropa> i use internet explorer because it sounds like a super hero
January 12, 2012
#687 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> i transformed rope into bungee with 1 button
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
November 22, 2015
#1004 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
03:35:14 xmaz: has left WormNet (Hosting a game: 4vs4).
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on March 9, 2015
#861 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@Piki1802> homo tried to teach me notching
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
June 28, 2015
#909 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
** rodrigo has joined #Help
<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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September 17, 2015
#985 - Rating 16 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MarianRV: Damn, sux so much not being able to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
#10 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
#40 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:28] * nv^us`Fenix has joined #tcb
[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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[17:44:42] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:44:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Melon
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:45] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
#114 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
#151 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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#156 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:47] <sMsC> but why i have 0 points
[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
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** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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December 25, 2009
#461 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NotWorthy> if u were to sum up yourself in one sentence, because u have a barrel of a gun pointed at your forehead
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk
November 26, 2009
#449 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> I really like Link's character and his facial expressions
<CyberShadow> and the sound he makes when he dies :D
<Wyv> oh, didn't get to hear that, lol
<DarkOne> you suck!
<DarkOne> at... dying...
<DarkOne> never mind!
Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010
#475 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
#510 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But it’s like torture
August 26, 2012
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[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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August 31, 2012
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<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
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