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April 4, 2013
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[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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August 8, 2013
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<FantomX> ~:Kwü
<Deadcode> you took the words right out of my mouth
<OutofOrder> Deadcode: after you were done chewing them?
<Deadcode> lol, exactly!
<GreeN> it's just a new heinz variety
<GreeN> ascii spaghetti
<GreeN> the exclamation marks are quite something
November 8, 2013
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HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
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piki1802™: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014
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[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
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<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
May 30, 2015
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<@Piki1802> Schafi pro ropwr
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
May 19, 2015
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<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
May 30, 2015
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••• Player joined: Megacristh
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
March 16, 2015
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<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
June 14, 2015
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*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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June 28, 2015
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** Tomi has joined
<Tomi> hi! why does the links to the patch and the update not work here: team17.wormsarmageddon.com? i reinstalled my system and now can't update my game to play :/
...
<WTF-8> lol @ URL
<LeTotalKiller> Because it's long?
** Zexorz has joined
<WTF-8> because it's wrong
<Zexorz> to join?
Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
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[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
December 5, 2015
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[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
January 10, 2011
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<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
May 26, 2016
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[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
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<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
September 14, 2010
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NNNxKilobyte: remember, even a dead clock is accurate twice a day!
NNNxBytor: maybe, but you are a digital clock....
August 1, 2013
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[Komito] I am very rarely wrong
February 10, 2016
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[Asbest] my IQ getting lower when i speak with a dumbs like u
[Sensei] we need to stop talking with him walrus.. it's getting critical.. he's on 70 already
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[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
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<lol> hey
<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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[KnighTaG``] Guten TaG
[KnighTaG``] xD
[DarkOnexBeW] BeWenas dias
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<Mablak> I've finally got this one song I've been working on for a week essentially done
<Mablak> But now I'm beginning to think that my voice is too annoying for human ears
<BillyBitchcakes> I'm here to tell you Mabs that it probably is, but that's never stopped most successful people
<BillyBitchcakes> E.G. Muse, Morrisey
<Mablak> Yeah honestly, all my favorite artists have annoying voices
<Mablak> But annoying in a good way
<Mablak> I think my nerdy/young-sounding voice might just work in very specific cases
<Mablak> Like when I don't sing
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<CoCaiNe> omg its too hard
<sGodiTo> what is so hard?
<CoCaiNe> my dick
<sGodiTo> to find?
March 21, 2010
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[KRD] Hi
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.
June 1, 2010
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* Wyv|work changes topic to 'Latest version: v3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.worms2d.info | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WSC: http://wsc.wmdb.org/ | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WSE: http://nanacide.com/worstshotever | Mumble: http://worms2d.info/Mumble | My spoon is too big.'
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<DarkOne> Ridiculous topic
<DarkOne> one's spoon can never be too big
<DarkOne> Wyv, by what standard do you measure spoon size?
<Ray`> I measure it by how much icecream can one hold.
<DarkOne> Quite an interesting idea!
<DarkOne> but can there be enough ice cream?
<DarkOne> or (perish the thought!) too much?
<KRD> There definitely can be too much ice cream.
<KRD> Unless you portion it.
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September 1, 2010
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<Bloopy> oh god those beeping sentry guns in Worms Reloaded
<Bloopy> now when my microwave beeps I get war flashbacks
Submitted by: Lex on December 16, 2010
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21:34:14 <Lex> Rambo: get off the crack.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.
Submitted by: Lex on January 8, 2011
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05:53:27 <Marach> there's just so many witty responses to that i don't know what to choose
05:53:46 <BlueMaxima> Pick one. WQDB will appreciate the new quote
05:54:02 <Marach> nah their standards can't be THAT low
05:54:14 <BlueMaxima> They let TSR in on a regular basis
05:54:27 <Marach> point taken
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