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August 31, 2012
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<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
April 4, 2013
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[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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August 8, 2013
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<FantomX> ~:Kwü
<Deadcode> you took the words right out of my mouth
<OutofOrder> Deadcode: after you were done chewing them?
<Deadcode> lol, exactly!
<GreeN> it's just a new heinz variety
<GreeN> ascii spaghetti
<GreeN> the exclamation marks are quite something
November 8, 2013
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HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
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piki1802™: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014
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[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
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<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
May 30, 2015
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<@Piki1802> Schafi pro ropwr
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
May 19, 2015
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<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
May 30, 2015
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••• Player joined: Megacristh
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
March 16, 2015
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<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
June 14, 2015
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*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
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[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
December 5, 2015
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[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
January 10, 2011
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<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
February 10, 2016
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[Asbest] my IQ getting lower when i speak with a dumbs like u
[Sensei] we need to stop talking with him walrus.. it's getting critical.. he's on 70 already
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<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
September 14, 2010
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NNNxKilobyte: remember, even a dead clock is accurate twice a day!
NNNxBytor: maybe, but you are a digital clock....
August 1, 2013
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[Komito] I am very rarely wrong
June 1, 2015
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<Cheese> In the main shopper article, I could also envision a section about weapon drops. There are versions which include powerful weapon drops, while the league schemes (and since that's also ended up being the hb scheme) current HB funner scheme have much more conservative weapon drops
<Cheese> I remember times where you could find bananas and HHCs in crates, nowadays the schemes often just include the basic stuff, making it a bit less entertaining to give it better balance
<WTF-8> *imagines HHC in a crate*
July 20, 2015
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MOD`er`f-cker: okey lemme choose format
`X-Force`: format C:
May 26, 2016
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[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
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[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
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<lol> hey
<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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[KnighTaG``] Guten TaG
[KnighTaG``] xD
[DarkOnexBeW] BeWenas dias
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<Mablak> I've finally got this one song I've been working on for a week essentially done
<Mablak> But now I'm beginning to think that my voice is too annoying for human ears
<BillyBitchcakes> I'm here to tell you Mabs that it probably is, but that's never stopped most successful people
<BillyBitchcakes> E.G. Muse, Morrisey
<Mablak> Yeah honestly, all my favorite artists have annoying voices
<Mablak> But annoying in a good way
<Mablak> I think my nerdy/young-sounding voice might just work in very specific cases
<Mablak> Like when I don't sing
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<CoCaiNe> omg its too hard
<sGodiTo> what is so hard?
<CoCaiNe> my dick
<sGodiTo> to find?
March 21, 2010
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[KRD] Hi
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.
June 1, 2010
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* Wyv|work changes topic to 'Latest version: v3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.worms2d.info | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WSC: http://wsc.wmdb.org/ | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WSE: http://nanacide.com/worstshotever | Mumble: http://worms2d.info/Mumble | My spoon is too big.'
* DarkOne has joined #worms
<DarkOne> Ridiculous topic
<DarkOne> one's spoon can never be too big
<DarkOne> Wyv, by what standard do you measure spoon size?
<Ray`> I measure it by how much icecream can one hold.
<DarkOne> Quite an interesting idea!
<DarkOne> but can there be enough ice cream?
<DarkOne> or (perish the thought!) too much?
<KRD> There definitely can be too much ice cream.
<KRD> Unless you portion it.
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September 1, 2010
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<Bloopy> oh god those beeping sentry guns in Worms Reloaded
<Bloopy> now when my microwave beeps I get war flashbacks
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