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July 22, 2015
#961 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:59] <@Triad> !pong
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !piki
[21:01] <@UCVerse> pikiiiiiiiiii :D
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !Lagnan
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> plz make a funny joke for Lagnan :(
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> Like "Get a f*cking better internet"
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> or something
[21:01] <@UCVerse> Triad's Estimated ping: 97.502s
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> 97 secs
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> ns
[21:01] <@Triad> lol nice timing, right after your request
#257 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
Submitted by: Rioter on May 17, 2014
#798 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
dbanet-o> uh?
dbanet-o> what's your fs
Zexorz2> NTFS ofc xD
dbanet-o> it's not "of course"
dbanet-o> it's "sadly you use windows"
November 14, 2009
#447 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> one thing I don't get though about final fantasy
<DarkOne> what's the deal with moogles and chocobos?
<DarkOne> how do they get to those different planets?
<DarkOne> do they shoot spores into outer space like the zerg?
<Mablak> Nah, every final fantasy takes place on the same planet
<Mablak> I'm sure they'll tie it all in
<ronisaurus> but i think they just dont care
<ronisaurus> and will never tie them together
<ronisaurus> cuz whats the point in it being a fantasy if they tell you everything :)
<Mablak> Well what's the point in it being final if the series never ends
#165 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
21:51 <Enty> !ping
21:53 <ChanServ> Enty: Pong!
21:53 <Bloopy\away> [Enty PING reply]: 1min4000sec
#281 - Rating 38 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
(19:03:12) [CyberShadow] iNviSible2: do you really think you need to spam offline events like that?
(19:41:56) [iNviSible2] does it hurt you? i put a lot of work in this map and this offline event and i want as much ppl to participate as possible. whats the problem?
(19:42:41) [CyberShadow] some people may find repeated messages annoying
(19:43:27) [CyberShadow] what if every single event (tourney/ladder/offline competition/etc.) would advertise in #AG every few minutes?
(19:46:38) [iNviSible2] there are hardly any events... worms is very old... /// anoying? what are they (you?) doing? watching the join/part/... chat or are they playing games? i think they re playing. sorry but is definetly DOESNT MATTER! i dont get your point
(19:47:32) [CyberShadow] people are actually sometimes talking in the channel... being interrupted by constant advertising of an event they're not interested in sounds pretty annoying to me
(19:50:34) [iNviSible2] constant? i dont even use a bot. just leave it. and thank you very much for your nice words i actually know a lot of peole who like the idea. when du you make your next map? when do you do something big for the wnet community?
#35 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:03] <snPinkEstranged> there?
[11:14] <sKoen> No, I'm not here
[11:14] <snPinkEstranged> tell me when u are
November 1, 2010
#584 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> KRD: http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/463
<KRD> Wow.
<KRD> That's extremely weird.
<CyberShadow> lol
<Wyv|work> and probably extremely insider, i don't get anything there
<KRD> I was doing alright the first three panels.
<KRD> Then TSR stepped in.
<CyberShadow> LOL
<Wyv|work> rofl
#178 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NW> but I do think the whole of humanity including me is a compost heap
<NW> its just that I'm the part of poop that is most top wise and has access to the greenest of flies :D
<NW> to get into the methapor more deepily...
<NW> too deepily...
<NW> over deepily...
<NW> I might consider me a shape of excrement lying on top lightened by the sunlight - but it is the poop in the very middle that is most powerful
<NW> the center ones stay the most moist
<NW> the most fresh
<NW> and they shall make the plants grow more than me
<NW> but screw that - i have sunlight :D
<NW> screw the damn plants
April 24, 2010
#505 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
#198 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+Auto> he's english is quite poor.
#374 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Enty: ROPA EATS BABIES.
ropa: and you eat the leftovers
ropa: which is
ropa: DIAPERS
November 13, 2009
#445 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:49] <Robi> can you type 100 WPM with that ?
[15:50] * Squirminator2k has joined #worms
[15:50] <Robi> 64 possibilities in orbitouch.
[15:50] <Robi> hm
[15:50] <KRD> Typing speed is a matter of practice, not keyboard layout, in my opinion.
[15:50] <Wyv> you should write WPM with a wii remote and the onscreen keyboard!
[15:50] <Robi> well, with something fancy like that....
[15:50] <Wyv> 100 WPM*
[15:51] <Robi> hard to tell how fast you can use it
[15:51] <DarkOne> well, Wyv, I can type the word "a" 100 times per minute with a wii remote and the onscreen keyboard
[15:51] <DarkOne> does that count?
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
#825 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on May 16, 2014
#796 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Zexorz> brb
<Zexorz> making poporn for drama :D
<Piki1802> Making wat?
<Zexorz> POPCORN
#230 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<lol> hey
<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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#141 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:50] <Auto> going to the other side, suppose everyone agrees this is a bad idea or wouldn't work
[23:50] <KRD> Well.
[23:50] <KRD> Only MarcOne is capable of saying that, heh.
[23:50] <KRD> But if he does say it, there's little point not agreeing with him. He's never wrong.
June 3, 2010
#534 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
July 6, 2011
#674 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> where is anus
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
* StepS (~StepS@77.232.24.203) has left #worms
<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
#182 - Rating 85 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> I dreamed today that some idiots came into #Help and stacked a pyramid to reach the Host button
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
May 27, 2010
#520 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
March 17, 2016
#1028 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
#182 - Rating 85 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> I dreamed today that some idiots came into #Help and stacked a pyramid to reach the Host button
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
#163 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:11] <DarkOne> how about a !!uno drop before going absent, Rioter?
[00:11] * worMatty is now known as Rioter
[00:12] <Rioter> !!uno drop
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter gives up this game of UNO!
[00:12] * Rioter is now known as worMatty
[00:12] <worMatty> Tada
[00:12] <DarkOne> ca
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter|Nothere: 2, DarkOne: 3, MoM: 7
February 21, 2015
#855 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
KiSH: IM BACK
SpyVsSpyFan: KiSH IS BACK?!
KiSH: from dinner , not coma
May 28, 2009
#387 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* CyberShadow coughs
<Enty> SWINEFLU
<Enty> EVERYONE OUT
<Aerolite> rofl
<Enty> PANIC
<CyberShadow> * insert joke about Madagascar here *
<KRD> Way too late for that.
<Konar6> roflmao
November 2, 2009
#444 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:23:46] <FFie> egyéni beállítások?
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
June 14, 2010
#541 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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November 5, 2013
#774 - Rating 42 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> here's the proper link: http://worms2d.info/WormNAT2
<StepS> download the archive, extract it to the W:A's installation directory
<martini> thanks
<StepS> then open Settings -> Advanced settings
<martini> bye bye :P
<StepS> and enable
* martini (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<StepS> WAIT
<StepS> FUDPOFJ:DSFJ
September 16, 2009
#440 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
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