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#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
May 20, 2009
#383 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
July 24, 2015
#962 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MOD-dtxCheslea> Taner+Asbest vs eXzo+Gadzet Deadbeat+Zwitter vs Kinslayer+dibz
<WTF-8> taner + asbest
<WTF-8> such a nice team
<Godbear> why? both assholes? sure yeah
July 15, 2016
#1050 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
11:57:58 berszinG: Where can i find Aqua ship?
11:58:05 berszinG: sheep
11:58:14 StepS: hi berszinG
11:58:49 StepS: There's no Aqua Ship in the current version of Worms Armageddon. However, Russobit-M Release 1.0 did include an Aqua Ship. It can be found on the CD.
11:59:13 StepS: Rumors said that Aqua Ships had the ability to sail.
November 9, 2015
#999 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+[MOD]flo-gs> i walk up and down stairs all the time in here.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> have to go upstairs to go to bathroom.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> and then back down again.
<+Alistic-gs> sounds like ur ready for the boston marathon
#66 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[03:48] * madewokherd attempts to make an iso of his wwp cd
[03:58] * Squirminator2k will laugh at MEH's failure.
[04:00] * Squirminator2k has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[04:00] <madewokherd> ...
[04:00] * madewokherd fails
[04:00] <SupSuper> rofl
July 7, 2016
#1047 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:38:03] Godmax> I REVIVED worms in 2008
April 24, 2010
#505 - Rating 22 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
#151 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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Submitted by: Muzer on June 4, 2013
#739 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> now I can play with myself online
<StepS> wtf
July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
August 31, 2012
#704 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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#56 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:30] <TSR-4aM> Are you installing from an image or an actual disc or what
[19:30] <Reg> A disc
[19:30] <Reg> SoldOut
[19:30] <Reg> I bought it in BRISTOL
[19:30] <TSR-4aM> Well there's your problem
[19:30] <Reg> Yah.
July 16, 2015
#913 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* Kata has joined #Team17 on WWP-Remastered
<Kata> Go fuck urself !!!
<Kata> FUCKING team 17 :::
* Kata has left #Team17 on WWP-Remastered
#39 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"
January 12, 2012
#686 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> When are the awards happening, MarcOne!
<Enty> whatwards?
<DarkOne> they are being translated!
<KRD> Into all the languages of our Earth?
<DarkOne> and portuguese
July 6, 2011
#674 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> where is anus
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
* StepS (~StepS@77.232.24.203) has left #worms
<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
January 18, 2010
#467 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
#510 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But it’s like torture
Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016
#1066 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
August 16, 2015
#979 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
spleensnoop`> between good players maps will be a huge factor obviously
MarianRV> LOSING WASN'T THE INFLUENCE
spleensnoop`> especially bo3
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> yes lol
cfc`Komito`dS> Yes it was Marian
** WormnetPolice ** joined the channel.
MarianRV> but u're deaf when I talk usually
WormnetPolice> hello
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> remember 0:3 5:0 :D
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> maps :D
cfc`Komito`dS> You came in here crying about losing
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#238 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Etch never failed on me.
<Enty> neither did Lenny.
<Enty> actually that reminds me, I gotta do an apt-get update.
<Muzer> I'm basing my wii linux distro off Enty
<Muzer> whoops
<Muzer> Etch
<Muzer> lol
<Enty> HAH.
<Enty> perv.
<Old_Bloopbeard> basing it off Enty implies basing it off Etch
<Enty> that's true.
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August 25, 2013
#765 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
UC`Piki1802> Impo?
`Legendary-Impo> sup piki
UC`Piki1802> Impo Impo? or asbest impo?
`Legendary-Impo> jennifer aniston impo
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
#492 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<FullWormage>      WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
August 25, 2013
#765 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
UC`Piki1802> Impo?
`Legendary-Impo> sup piki
UC`Piki1802> Impo Impo? or asbest impo?
`Legendary-Impo> jennifer aniston impo
#326 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:34:54] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
[16:34:55] <Konar6`s> if he comes here to annoy us again, I will throw a brick into his window
[16:35:20] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[16:35:25] <Rioter> please proceed
September 10, 2010
#567 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
#597 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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#79 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Flamie: 3%!@#%^!@#$LRKL@#R#@
Flamie: if(isset($_POST['sumbit1']))
Flamie: is not fickign working
Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: that makes no sense
Flamie: <input>
Flamie: this is the button in the form
Flamie: if I click on it
Kiros: Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: !@$K!@R;23rtk1234
Flamie: t5k134t
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