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June 28, 2016
#1046 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** Richard has joined #Help
<Richard> Qual й o jogo daqui?
<WTF-8> What?
<Richard> '=' sorry my brazilian
*** Richard has left #Help
<StepS> apology accepted
December 18, 2009
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<CyberShadow> I believe I finally implemented the last major conceivable optimization
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
November 2, 2009
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[23:23:46] <FFie> egyéni beállítások?
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
Submitted by: Kaleu on June 3, 2012
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fr4nks> Im playing a shopper with easy`s mother
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot
January 15, 2011
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kilobyte: he used to be a normal pro player and now he plays shoppa only? Thats what I call burn out :D
April 13, 2010
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ropa:

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
December 25, 2016
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[Today at 09:02:53] StepS: Due to an omission in SuperFrontendHD, there will be no snow this Christmas. To compensate for this, next christmas will have 2x snow. Apologies for this
July 7, 2016
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[23:38:03] Godmax> I REVIVED worms in 2008
#328 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
#205 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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Submitted by: Turko on January 29, 2011
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Capo> Who is the best JEDI?
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4
#172 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> C64 Basic > Acorn Basic > Turbo Pascal 7 > Java > C/C++ > Prolog/Scheme > PHP/MySQL/Javascript
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> Prolog fucked me up
<M3ntal> [14:21] <M3ntal> it's more recursive than Kiros's family tree
August 5, 2015
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** MonkeyIsland has joined #worms
<Korydex-> !face MonkeyIsland
<schafiii> !island Monkeyface
July 20, 2015
#960 - Rating 13 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MOD`er`f-cker: okey lemme choose format
`X-Force`: format C:
December 25, 2009
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<NotWorthy> if u were to sum up yourself in one sentence, because u have a barrel of a gun pointed at your forehead
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk
January 18, 2010
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<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
July 18, 2015
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1:18:16 PM MarianRV: afaik
1:18:35 PM Godmax: 15 min before till 15 after = 30 min and its done
1:18:39 PM Mega`Adnan: af.(ae).k= afaik
1:18:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: !yn wqdb?
1:18:43 PM RandomBot: No... But yes.
December 5, 2015
#1008 - Rating 14 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
#238 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Enty> Etch never failed on me.
<Enty> neither did Lenny.
<Enty> actually that reminds me, I gotta do an apt-get update.
<Muzer> I'm basing my wii linux distro off Enty
<Muzer> whoops
<Muzer> Etch
<Muzer> lol
<Enty> HAH.
<Enty> perv.
<Old_Bloopbeard> basing it off Enty implies basing it off Etch
<Enty> that's true.
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December 2, 2009
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<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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Flamie: 3%!@#%^!@#$LRKL@#R#@
Flamie: if(isset($_POST['sumbit1']))
Flamie: is not fickign working
Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: that makes no sense
Flamie: <input>
Flamie: this is the button in the form
Flamie: if I click on it
Kiros: Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: !@$K!@R;23rtk1234
Flamie: t5k134t
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February 18, 2017
#1073 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<NBRgab> i'm too mad to be treated as a person right now
November 21, 2014
#828 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:13:26] Zexorz2 is now known as me
[23:13:35] <me> .!face me now :D
[23:13:40] <Y> !face me
[23:13:40] <@OutofOrder> Y, your face is Hysteria xD. [2327]
[23:13:45] <Y> :(
[23:13:46] <me> buahahahahah :D
March 31, 2018
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BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
#332 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<InvoluntaryLuge> Big gigantic meh
<Wyv> meh
<KRD> !big Meh.
<Enty> mehity meh
<KRD> Where's Rioter's bot the one time it's needed...
Submitted by: Csongi on September 19, 2010
#570 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:55:39] [xxx] haw to do new game
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
June 14, 2012
#695 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Pranksta> Mablak in medias res
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
#240 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv> TSR SUCKS
<BillyBitchcakes> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv> fair point
<BillyBitchcakes> I concur
July 12, 2010
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[00:31:43.94] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) starts turn
[00:31:48.56] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Low Gravity
[00:31:58.66] ••• 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Grenade (5 sec, max bounce)
[00:32:08.78] [OutofOrder-cfc] i've got the most epic...
[00:32:09.74] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:13.66] [OutofOrder-cfc] ... attempt...
[00:32:15.52] [OutofOrder-cfc] ...
[00:32:17.58] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:19.94] ••• Damage dealt: 173 (1 kill) to InTerJecCioNeS (OutofOrder-cfc)
[00:32:19.96] ••• Game Ends - Round Finished
January 12, 2012
#687 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> i transformed rope into bungee with 1 button
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
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