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Submitted by: Bloopy on December 20, 2009
#459 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Zogger> left my phone on pillow and the email woke me up..
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
October 1, 2012
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[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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February 2, 2010
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<CyberShadow> what an exercise in multitasking
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?
#257 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
02:02:59 <CyberShadow> Lex plays to win, not to have fun :P
02:03:04 <Lex> ok
02:03:08 <Lex> i'm winning
02:03:12 <Lex> the other player is losing
02:03:15 <Lex> who's having more fun?
02:03:24 <CyberShadow> it depends on the person
02:03:26 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:27 <Lex> ME!!!!!
02:03:30 <Lex> THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!!
02:03:32 <CyberShadow> you suck :P
June 14, 2010
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[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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Submitted by: Lex on February 9, 2011
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* aslan007 has joined #Help
<aslan007> I NEED HELP
<aslan007> HOW TO OPEN THE CHAT THINGIE?
<aslan007> HUH
<Lex> press pagedown
<Lex> it says so at the beginning of the game
<aslan007> IT DOSNT WORK
<aslan007> !
<Lex> !chat
<Help> To open the chat panel during the game, press Page Down.
<Lex> then fix your keyboard
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June 21, 2013
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<Johnny`> Fucking can't find out on the net where to jack my damn car
<Johnny`> The internet is suppose to know everything
<Pranksta> ask chanserv
<Johnny`> He don't know shit
<Johnny`> !8 do you know shit?
<ChanServ> Johnny`: Yes.
<Johnny`> Sonova
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 19, 2014
#788 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+CyberShadow> ULARGE_INTEGER!
<+Translatee> NOULARGE_INTEGER!
* +CyberShadow rofl
<+LeTotalKiller> Lol.
Submitted by: Bloopy on February 11, 2011
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<Dender> watching the untergang
<Dender> its.. one bad movie
<Dender> hitler is getting trolled so hard from everyone, and all he does is nerdrage every fucking time
<Dender> reminds me of kiros vs ropa somehow
Submitted by: GodiTo
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[15:30:57] [Doubletime] his brain wasnt even good enough toi come up with a good respond lol
[15:31:28] [sGodiTo] ur brain isnt even good enough to come up with a perfect sentence
October 29, 2012
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[19:27:07] <LeTotalKiller> Well, they`ll know if they can endure Sandy when she`ll kill them.
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
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July 18, 2015
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1:18:16 PM MarianRV: afaik
1:18:35 PM Godmax: 15 min before till 15 after = 30 min and its done
1:18:39 PM Mega`Adnan: af.(ae).k= afaik
1:18:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: !yn wqdb?
1:18:43 PM RandomBot: No... But yes.
Submitted by: Rioter on February 1, 2011
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<Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> 17:47:37 <Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<@Lex> 17:47:45 <Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> done.
<Rioter> you lazy bastarde
<@Lex> oh, sorry. "done."
<Rioter> >.>
March 22, 2011
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<Ramone> what roping is about
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.
#122 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:58:22] [BANxShirdel-Pr] If this was a Big TTRR, I would pwn.
June 14, 2010
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[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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October 1, 2012
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[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> C64 Basic > Acorn Basic > Turbo Pascal 7 > Java > C/C++ > Prolog/Scheme > PHP/MySQL/Javascript
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> Prolog fucked me up
<M3ntal> [14:21] <M3ntal> it's more recursive than Kiros's family tree
July 7, 2017
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<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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July 10, 2016
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[Godmax] Spy is a man
[SpyVsSpyFan] Actually, I'm considering transgender
February 11, 2010
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<DocOne> I got a heart container!
<Balee> What for?
<Balee> Preparing for Valentine's Day? D:
September 17, 2010
#569 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
February 15, 2015
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3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
#194 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TheAbdBoy> Louis Hamilton winner
<Rioter> you cant spell
<Rioter> Lewis
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Rioter> no
<TheAbdBoy> yes
<Rioter> TheAbdBoy which country are you in?
<TheAbdBoy> Canada, why?
<Rioter> hence the spelling issues
<TheAbdBoy> Spelling issues is cause I'm an engineering student.
<Rioter> pff
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November 14, 2009
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<DarkOne> one thing I don't get though about final fantasy
<DarkOne> what's the deal with moogles and chocobos?
<DarkOne> how do they get to those different planets?
<DarkOne> do they shoot spores into outer space like the zerg?
<Mablak> Nah, every final fantasy takes place on the same planet
<Mablak> I'm sure they'll tie it all in
<ronisaurus> but i think they just dont care
<ronisaurus> and will never tie them together
<ronisaurus> cuz whats the point in it being a fantasy if they tell you everything :)
<Mablak> Well what's the point in it being final if the series never ends
June 24, 2015
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``Wormgamer``: PARTY HARD WITH BEERS AND CHICKS?
iSlowpoke`snoop: with bears*
#223 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017
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Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
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